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Awkward Turtles

Grayson (@klainedrops-on-roses) prompted “I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward.” with Cheerio!Kurt and Footballer!Blaine AO3

Note: Get ready to feel a whole lot of secondhand awkwardness. You’ll really wanna smack the both of them and just yell “KISS ALREADY!” and the awkwardness of it all made me laugh so much, so I hope you guys get a few laughs too :) Darling Grayson sent this to me when I has having a rough day a month or so ago, and I finally have the time to complete it! I hope that it can help bring you as much joy as you brought me that day <3

The football came out of nowhere. Just sailed through the air and had it not been for his reflexes, it would have hit him square in the eye. But then again, his current state of being sprawled on the ground in an attempt to dodge the ball wasn’t too good either.

Kurt groaned, blinking his eyes open and trying to focus. Everything around him seemed to be spinning though, so he closed his eyes again hoping that it would settle. He felt a hand on his shoulder and flinched.

“Oh my goodness are you alright?”

That voice… He knows that voice.

Opening his eyes again and squinting at the bright sunlight, a familiar face came into focus. A really familiar face. Tanned olive skin, hair styled with gel and those gorgeous hazel eyes that oh hello look even better up close. “You’re…”

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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That I Slapped A Nightangel Label On
  • Warren: You're so cute, it's distracting.
  • Kurt: Can you touch me? I want to tell all my friends I was touched by an Angel.
  • Warren: Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
  • Kurt: Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know what 'perfect' was until I met you.
  • Warren: I'm feeling a bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • Kurt: I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren’t so shy I’d tell you who.
  • Warren: I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty boy smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • And the kicker...
  • Kurt: I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
  • Burt: Kurt, what were you thinking? I mean, I know what you were thinking, but who do you think you are? Diehard or Charles Bronson or something? Those guys could've had a gun.
  • Kurt: What would you have done? Just run, like they tell us?
  • Burt: I played football, Kurt.
  • Kurt: So did I.
  • Burt: As a kicker!
  • Kurt: That's the same attitude that makes those guys think they can do whatever they want.
  • Burt: Oh come on, you could have called the cops, you could have gotten help. Now look, I'm proud of what you did, but come on, man. Use your head. Do you realize how lucky you are? What are you saying about that other gay kid you saved the other night - he isn't brave? He's not as strong as you?
  • Kurt: I don't know what his story is. I only know what mine is. And I've been fighting these guys for a really long time.
  • Burt: I've been fighting too, okay? I don't know, man. It's just uh, I can't believe that this happened here. And I mean this is New York City. I mean, come on, this isn't Kansas. Am I an idiot because I thought you'd be safe here? Safer? Look at your beautiful face...
  • Kurt: I'm not upset about it actually. I'm kinda hoping for a scar. Is that weird?
  • Burt: Yes, it's weird.
  • Kurt: I hurt, just not on the inside. And I know who I am without a doubt. You know who that is?
  • Burt: Braveheart?
  • Kurt: Your son. The man you raised.
  • Burt: I'm glad you're okay. Just don't do it again, unless I'm right next to you. We'll take them together.