kick to face

headcanon that lance can do a handstand and stay on his hands for an abnormally long amount of time and he walks around on his hands too, he likes to kick keith in the face with his feet while hand standing

  • ”hey have you seen my-”wHAT THE FUCK LANCE”
  • ”sorry my feet wanted to say ‘fuck you’”
  • hunk shrieking because hOW LONG HAS LANCE BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT TELLING HIM
  • Him and lance literally start planning a handstand routine
  • Pidge barely reacting, she’s used to this kind of bullshit from Matt
  • Shiro *walking in* “what the fuck happened to lance’s face”
  • coran and allura screaming
  • turns out hand standing competitions was a very popular and skillful sport in altean culture that was very difficult to master
  • coran digging out a ticker and timing how long lance can stay upright
  • allura and coran more shrieking
  • “hOLY QUIZNAK hE’S ABOUT TO BEAT KING ALFOR’S RECORD”
  • everyone screaming because lance doesn’t even seem to be trying
  • “A FEW MORE TICKS!!”
  • keith ‘accidentally’ pushing lance over a tick before he beats it
  • everyone; “KEITH WHAT THE FUCK
  • pidge and hunk screaming for a handstand competition between the two of them
  • lance, sly smile “you really wanna do this, mullet?
  • keith getting fired up “yOU KNOW IT BITCH!1!!!1!”
  • Shiro is just happy that his lil bro is socializing and participating for like, the first time in his life, ever
  • “that’s not socializing shiro.”
  • shiro *soft gasp* “he’s…talking
  • handstand competition between lance and keith to see who can set the new altean handstand record

Here’s a picture of Upsilon doing a very high roundhouse kick, aimed at the head\face.

The important part of this picture is that you get a better look at her burns. She doesn’t have her bandages on and they’re all struggling to heal.

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Made a BOM manip of Keith’s armor coz why not? Also, no one can stop me from placing stars in his silky locks <3 He’s part alien, gdi!

Wallpaper version here

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so i drew equius putting vriska’s robo-arm together and figured i needed to do tav too! so here he is. (i got a little carried away lmao)

Daydream, I fell asleep amid the flowers
For a couple of hours on a beautiful day 

A peaceful moment in between cases

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KINGDOM HEARTS ♔ 15TH ANNIVERSARY
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(Okay this is a bit lame and I didn’t present it well enough for some to understand, but it’s based on a true story)

Basically this happened while I was going through the Emerald Graves map, there’s an area where a chest is located on this small platform and the only way to get to it its by crossing a narrow ass plank. I made sure to command my team to hold their position so they don’t follow me while l carefully cross over

Not only the chest kicked me in the face with its Anitva Dagger, but somehow either the game glitch or my team didn’t register the command - showed up right in the middle of the plank, walking on it like it was nothing

When you get in the shower and are greeted with the Sinister Soap Trifecta:

1. Soap in the eyes
2. Soap in the mouth
3. Soap up the nose

And you’re just like…

Originally posted by robertsdowneystark