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You know when you fuck something up and you wish you had the power to hit “undo”? Like when you say the dumbest thing in front of your biggest crush. Or when you talk shit about your boss in an email, then hit “reply all” to everyone at work. Or when you crash the entire world economy and kick-start the inevitable downfall of human civilization? We all have those days.

Things That Nearly Happened [TWiFFON]


It’s been a while since I started TWiFFON, and for those of you who’ve seen the outline-fic-idea-thing that kick-started this entire mess, you’ve probably seen the deviations from what I’d initially planned, even now. 

Some of the bigger changes were because as I went along, and time passed, I couldn’t help but feel that the early draft was overly vindictive. This is meant to be self-indulgent, yes, but as it is I’m herding cats and dogs to keep everything on track, and just bashing for no reason sounds exhausting on a level I’m trying to not think too hard about [cough emotions cough]. 

So, a bit of a roll-call as to what’s changed since I posted the first chapter, and up to now. Plus some commentary on the process, because why not. Under the cut, because it got pretty damn long [you guys know how I roll].

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It’s horrible when you’re laying in bed and you’re either staring at the ceiling or the wall and your mind is just running wild. It’s bringing up all sorts of questions that slowly break down your barely existing self-confidence and heightening your crippling anxiety and depression. You get headaches, painful and throbbing, and the threat of tears sting the corners of your eyes because you’re tired and want a solution but you either can’t find one or you don’t know how to kick start it. And it’s so easily done that anyone who functioned a little better than you could achieve it and it leaves such a bitter taste in your mouth. Why can’t you do this in order to set yourself free and be happy? And when it’s over, you smile because it was only a moment and you can deal with it this time. You can cope and you keep trying to convince yourself that you can. But in reality, you can’t cope because no matter how hard you try, you’ll be back there in bed as you stare at the ceiling or wall and wonder why you’re back here again.

so did i ever tell you guys the story of how a reylo attacked me?

it was a beautiful summer evening, i was on my way home from my local market when this 40 year old got on the bus with her 3 kids and sat down next to me.

i noticed her staring at my “finn is the male lead fuck kylo ren” shirt.

suddenly she started yelling “are you a fucking anti?”. the whole bus was looking at us. “yeah” i replied. that’s when she started kicking and hitting me but then all of her kids said “mom…reylo is a shitty abusive ship that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever and you should probably delete your tumblr and stop arguing with teenagers online.” she broke down in tears.

i almost felt bad for her but then john boyega showed up, bought me a sandwich and told me he loves antis. anyways, later that night daisy ridley rawed me in a denny’s parking lot and everyone clapped.

so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…

HIGHLIGHTS: BTS at SBS Cultwo Show Radio (170921)
  • Chainsmokers were the first to ask for a collab with BTS. After BTS accepted they were sent 10 beats right away.
  • Jin: we say bts in America because they don’t even know what Bangtan Sonyeondan means so they won’t be able to make fun of us
  • Namjoon asked Hobi yesterday in a serious tone “Why do foreign fans like us? what part do they like about us?”(they can’t believe it and they think they have nothing special) and Jhope answered him “seriously why do they think we are funny?” But the MC said that their music is great like reaaaally great (AMEN someone was there to speak the truth)
  • MC reading the comments “My mom tells me Bangtan works harder than me” the host answered to that “Yes they put their blood, sweat and tears”
  • The MC said that BTS will probably be in history books to let people know more about South Korea. BTS humbly thanked him.
  • Jhope said the choreography for this album is the hardest they had so far.
  • Suga said all their content get translated fast (in the second) so BTS and himself are amazed whenever tahta happens.
  • Jimin buttoned his shirt and someone texted the station asking “Jimin why did you button up”.  Jimin said it was just too much. Then the host thanked Jimin for doing so and Suga said “but mine is unbuttoned too” (He was wearing a shirt underneath lol)
  • The host asked them what are they majored in high school. Jimin said contemporary dance and the MC said “yeah your face look like contemporary dance). V said dancing and singing.
  • A fan asked that she wanted to hear Tahyung and Jungkook more. The MC asked if they don’t talk much to which Jimin answered "No they talk the most” and JK added, “I don’t know when to come in/get into the convo”.
  • Suga and JK got a cold.
  • The MC said Jimin looks like he was naturally born with blonde hair (it suits him so well)
  • Jimin: we all cried when we first performed at the Olympic Gymnasium. there were chills all throughout our bodies
  • The dome tour next month is their first JAPAN biggest tour and one con holds 35000ppl and they even cried w 1500ppl so they r thrilled n nerve
  • Host: is pied piper about the fans because they follow you guys around? bts: yes host: are you dissing them? yoongi: we’re thankful (Read this analysis to understand why they are thankful HERE).
  • Q. how was it performing with Seo Taiji yoongi: it was an honor hoseok: he’s very detailed he helped us one by one with the dances. Namjoon: Seo Taiji kept calling us his sons. there’s a year difference between him and Jungkook’s actual dad
  • Cultwo said they used to have 8000 fans but bc they didn’t take care of them they have 5 now lol (Insinuating that they should take care of their fans).
  • host: rap mon’s good at English who’s good at Japanese bts: rap mon hoseok: he’s very good with languages host: How about Chinese bts: jin
  • What do u wanna eat so bad rn? Jimin said chicken, Jin jelly, Suga obok jaengban (Jimin said he was an old man for picking that), V ggomak, Jhope Nakjji, RM meat and rice and Jungkook ramen.
  • They said they eat Three meals a day but because of the schedule (packed), they lose weight every day. Jimin: (worried fans would be worried about them) WE’RE EATING VERY WELL DO NOT WORRY ABOUT US
  • MC: you guys kicked down Ariana grande Justin Bieber Shawn Mendes Namjoon: I feel rude saying kicked host: YOU DID KICK THEM DOWN
  • They started talking about “top social artist” and the host asked them to tell Bieber something and V said in English “Justin Bieber I am your fan”.
  • Namjoon’s motto “Let’s live life sexily”
  • Taehyung: [his life motto is something in satoori his dad says] it means “that’s nothing! just forget about it and do it/move on!”
  • Jungkook changes the instruments he is learning every 3 months so the MC said he is probably good at none. and JK answered, “That’s why I am trying to change my moto” (‘It’s better to die if you have no passion’ to which SG answered in the past 'Jungkookie is going to die soon’).
  • Jimin: we’re coming back through the comeback show with DNA so please anticipate it and love us a lot thank you! 
  • [end of show]

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anonymous asked:

can you draw vanessa in her dress from The Club?

shes here to look good and kick ass, and she already looks good

The Losers Club as Vines…


Bill: “Hey everybody! Today my brother pushed me so, I’m starting a kick starter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.”


Richie: “Hey, how much money do you have?”

Ben: “Oh-I only have 69¢ left.”

Richie: “You know what that means!”

Ben: “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”


Richie: “This is how I walk into my house!”

Richie: “Sup fuckers!”

Richie’s mom: “Why do you have my phone?!”

Richie: “Fuck you that’s why!”


Eddie: “It is fannypack Friday and I got to tell you…I just feel super about it.”


Beverly: “I hate boys. Even though their nice and all…I still hate boys.”


Mikes Grandpa: “You know son, when I was your age-”

Mike: “Shut up bitch! You’re old!!”


Stan: “There’s only one way to start your Tuesday-and that’s being sassy as shit.”



Geogrie: “Hi Ronald!”

Pennywise: “You ready to have some fun?”

Georgie: “Mom just said we can’t play until we clean up our playroom.”

Pennywise: “Fuck yo momma.”


Derry Reporter: “Anything else you want to say to the people watching tonight?”

Pennywise: “My favorite color is blood.”

Derry Reporter: “Alright.”

do you ever think about how Problematic™ your early teen ships would have been if tumblr existed back then? like. jesus. kids these days: you have no idea how great it was to enjoy, for example, violent possession/manipulative bodysharing hard dubcon in peace. thirteen year old me needed space to be freaky.

The Signs On Their Period

Aries: Unstoppable; tampons let her stay as active as she’d like and lots of water keeps the cramps away

Taurus: Very grumpy; wears sweats and eats chocolate all day

Gemini: Tells everyone that sees her that she’s on her period so they won’t bother her

Cancer: Lies on either her boyfriend’s or bestfriend’s lap and whines innocently until they rub her stomach

Leo: Bitching and being overdramatic; cursing God out for giving her a vagina

Virgo: Tries to be as normal and perfect as possible so no one knows her vagina bleeds; changes tampons every hour

Libra: Silently suffering and wondering how it could possibly be fair for women to go through unimaginable pain that men will never understand

Scorpio: Has an attitude with everyone for apparently no reason and just expects them to know she’s on her period and not feeling well

Sagittarius: Pops a few Tylenol and pads in her bag and is ready to face whatever the day brings her

Capricorn: The one time she is actually vulnerable; spends three days straight throwing up while clutching her abdomen

Aquarius: Carelessly wears white, frequently forgets she is bleeding, and usually has to ask to borrow a pad as she always seems to forget to put extras in her bag

Pisces: Just as cheery as always, until the cramps start kicking in and she realizes she left her drug tote at home