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A stray dog kicked by a police officer during a protest in Turkey did not stand down. The images, above, shows a stray dog near an activist who is being arrested; the man is lying on the ground, his hands tied behind his back. An officer kicks the dog away, but moments later, it can be seen chasing after a police car leaving the scene. [via]

Types of people in your dojang
  • The five year old:screams at everyone until the master walks by. can't hold a stance during a hyung because they are too distracted by the urge to make faces at everyone in the room.
  • The absolute perv:Honestly just really needs to stop groping people in places they shouldn't be groped unless making passionate love.
  • Sexist old guy:Thinks girls shouldn't spar, or be in tough situations.
  • Annoying dad:wants more "women's self defense" classes and more "women" oriented stuff because women are not capable of kicking ass and need special "women classes" to aid in such activities.
  • Crazy old lady:takes it personal when you spar and land more kicks/punches than her. talks about her pets a LOT.
  • Horny mom:says she comes to class for her son but really just wants the D. Asks the master to demonstrate until he physically has to move her limbs. Also complains about her bad life choices.
  • Quiet af dude:always sits in the corner quietly and when it comes time for sparring, beats the living shit out of everyone.
  • Demon queen:tough as hell, don't take shit from nobody. probably eats cactus on sundays.
  • Random guy that's not even in the class:comes to class and fucks up the whole respect and obedience thing going on by telling kids they need to be "free".
  • Actually committed student:comes to class. kicks shit. goes home.
  • Fuckin weird girl:likable and funny but brings up the most off topic shit during training to distract the master from actually teaching.
  • Obsessed dude:everything is taekwondo to them. everything. shhhhhhhhhh.....everything. has made up their own martial art and has demo copies on DVD available.
  • White girl:comes to class, takes selfies, checks phone during water breaks instead of drinking the glorious nectar. stops during sparring when her hair gets messed up.
  • The master:silently wondering why they put up with so many weird af people.