Kris cries Kim cries Khloe says something inappropriate Kourtney says honey or not cute Anyone says bible Brody complains about Kris/Kim Anyone imitates Bruce Scott wears something ridiculous Mason or Penelope do something adorable Kendall or Kylie look too old for their age Kim is a buzzkill Kourtney and Khloe are goofing around at a serious function Kim or Kris feels left out A family vacation Someone’s hair color changes You wonder what anyone of the guys do for a living Anyone changes houses (I.e. Gets a new house or moves in with someone new) Kim is late Khloe feels like the redheaded stepchild The episode ends with someone saying something cliche Someone says doll/doll face. Scott says something about his title as “the Lord” Someone says rude.
Anyone undergoes a medical procedure A pet is shown Anyone says zsa zsa Scott is responsible Kourtney says something profound Kim defends Kris Anyone gets upset about something they brought upon themselves Kim gives a little too much tough love Bruce is the last to know something Kendall and Kylie do something that reminds you how young they are You feel bad for Bruce and the man (woman?) he’s become Someone never comes to a family vacation You think Brandon and Leah should be give sainthoods Bruce gets offended Khloe doesn’t want to show her emotions Bruce and Kris look happy together
Rob is in an episode A prank is played on Kris Lamar resurfaces Kourtney becomes pregnant Kim starts a new relationship Anyone gets married Anyone gets divorced Scott’s the only one who makes sense and no one listens Kourtney cries Any girl is shown playing a sport (not working out) A famous guest star appears who you recognize You long for the days of Season 1 when they were a little more relatable and a little more of a family