keyrisa

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Key oppa~This will be the first and the last time I write to you, right? Honestly it doesn’t feel real now… Your nice characteristics, very delicious cooking and your shiny image on the stage, I really look highly of them and you were a proud husband. To express my mind a lot and to make physical contact naturally. They weren’t natural for me because I am too young. I wanted to treat you better. Thank you for marrying me. Ari chan

Me watching WGM Global Key edition ep 1

DISCLAIMER: I actually really like key and arisa together so none of this is meant to be taken at all in a meanspirited way okay? haohao? (lol heechul)

OH MY GOD KEY DRIVES THAT’S HOT

oh god oh god why is he nervous he’s key he doesn’t have the right to

WHAT’S WRONG WITH WEARING RED EXCUSE ME LITTLE FUCKER THAT’S MY SCHOOL COLORS

….he wants a woman who’s passionate, sensible and with an opinion who’s not pretty…..without double eyelids-fuck shit there goes my chances

little bitch buying macaroons and being all weird with the cashier  I hope your wife puts up with your dorkiness

Arisa better throw some serious shade your way. 

YOU CALLED TAEMIN YOU’RE LIKE A GIRL WAITING FOR HER FIRST DATE WHY DO I STAN YOU

OH MY GOD ARISA’S GORGEOUS HER TEETH ARE SO CUTE SHE LOOKS 14 SHE’S A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME THIS HURTS MY HEART BUT IS SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME

WHAT
WHAT

WHAT

WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING ENGLISH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY IS KEY SPEAKING ENGLISH WHY IS ARISA SPEAKING ENGLISH THIS COUPLE JUST GOT VERY SEXY KEY NO PLS STOP

I JUST FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AND CLOSED THE WINDOW SCUSE ME

SHE MADE A CAKE SHE MADE A CAKE SHE CAN BAKE THIS GIRL IS THE CUTE AND ATTRACTIVE VERSION OF ME I APPROVE THIS COUPLE SO MUCH

KEY SQUEALED LIKE A FANGIRL CAN WE NOT WITH THIS COUPLE GUYS

SHE’S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL KEY YOU PEDO THAT’S ILLEGAL 

oh thank god they’re speaking in japanese I don’t think I would be able to handle arisa’s perfect english and key’s voice sex that he does when he speaks in english. japanese. japanese is good. let’s stick with that.

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND AWKWARD HOLY SHIT I’M GONNA GET DIABETES FROM THIS COUPLE

arisa’s side-eyeing him with the card. SHE COVERS HER MOUTH WHEN SHE LAUGHES OH MY GOD SHE’S ME (jesus I fucking wish)

awwwww her card is adorable.  HER ENGLISH IS SO ON POINT ITS AMAZING CAN I TAKE KEY’S PLACE AND MARRY HER SORRY KEY SHE’S MY NEW SHINEE BIAS

KEY ASKED HER TO CALL HIM OPPA *WAILS IN THE CORNER* I WANT TO DO THAT THAT’S NOT FAIR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

….now i really want coffee.

oh my god key was like “you don’t like talking to strangers? but you do it really well” AND SHE FUCKING GULPED OH MY LORDY SOMEONE HOLD ME I MIGHT DIE FROM THE ADORKABLE-NESS

Key’s taking her to the beach….it’s winter what are you gonna do there make a sand-snowman?

HER YAY IS ADORABLE I CAN’T EVEN.

can they stop saying each other’s names its too much

OH SHE’S FRENCH…..that explains her facial structure much more.

CAN YOU SHUT UP KEY DON’T GO AROUND SAYING YOU’RE NEWLY MARRIED YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE MARRYING A 12 YEAR OLD YOU’RE GONNA GET ARRESTED

arisa’s already had a boyfriend. and it wasn’t too long ago. Good girl. You go. :)

….key’s shoes fit arisa….either key’s got tiny feet or arisa’s got big feet….she is rather tall

DID KEY JUST TRY TO PUSH HIS TINY WIFE INTO THE FREEZING WINTER OCEAN 

awwwww they’re so cheesy key for someone who likes the camera so much you can’t take pictures with other people for shit

KEY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHE IS UNDERAGED WHY ARE YOU GIVING HER ALCOHOL WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS YOUNG MAN DO SHAWOLS NEED TO GROUND YOU STOP TRYING TO TURN EVERYONE INTO ALCOHOLICS KEY

key you think she’s drunk before because you think everyone drinks. :P

ARISA JUST SIDE-EYED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM YOU GO GIRL THROW THAT SHADE I’M CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH THIS GIRL IS PERFECT

Lol she says ketchup and yum so adorably I might die before this is over 

ARISA IS TRYING TO FEED KEY A CARROT AND HIS FACE OH MY GOD NO I’M ACTUALLY DYING HE’S LOOKING AT IT LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO FEED HIM SLUGS OR SOMETHING AND SHE’S SO PERSISTENT AND HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE KYUNGSOO’S WIDE EYED CONFUSION AND I CAN’T ANY MORE GUYS I’M SORRY

HE BIT IT AND IT WAS HOT AND HE’S LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHE JUST KILLED HIS PUPPY SO MUCH BETRAYAL IN ONE LOOK

oh my god her voice is the cutest most high pitched adorable-ness ever can she stop I want her to later on just pull out the most manly voice ever and scare the crap out of key

SHE MADE HIM EAT THE CARROT BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE DIDN’T LIKE IT BUT SHE WANTED TO SEE IF SHE COULD MAKE HIM DO IT ANYWAY I APPROVE OF THIS GIRL SHE WINS SOMEONE GIVE HER THE PRIZE