SHINee trying to buy a house together would be so dumb like

jonghyun: this balcony is wonderful omg what a beautiful view

minho: neomu areumdaun daun daun daun vie-

Key: nopee.

Jonghyun: why not

Key: taemin sleep walks he’ll die

jonghyun: … think of the instagram possibilities

Key: …

Key: taemin you can’t live with us anymore.

Taemin: i’ll just live with Exo then

Onew: hell no you aren’t i don’t need you tainted any more than you already are. You hang out with jjong too much as it is

Jonghyun: excuse you

Onew: i let him go out with you to buy groceries and he wrote three songs about sex

Jonghyun: u right

Taemin: fine then SNSD

Minho: no

Onew: the last time you did that they thought you were in the band and kicked a member out

Taemin: not my fault i had good hair.


thank you kibum for always providing ot5 shinee pics to feed our souls

Taemin getting ready for this comeback was the most insane thing ever like

Taemin: k so ive recorded a new album

Sm: great

Taemin: I’ve been working nonstop to promote the sm brand

Sm: great

Taemin: ive been developing some new dance moves that I think are gonna wow everyone

Sm: great

Taemin: now its time to shoot the American Horor Story themed music video its gonna be terrifying

Sm: great

Sm: what.

Taemin: Some creepy ass dancing and face masks and maybe like some weird vhs quality footage on me in the rain and maybe something where peoples faces are just empty holes except my face is like metal or glass idk

Sm: what no. No.

Taemin: I’ll release the original cut of the Ko Ko Bop video

Sm: so

Taemin: you gave them actual drugs

Exo: what

Lay: what

GG: what

RV: what

Shinee: what

Drugs: what


Sm: so we talkin like a head made of actual glass or likeeeee…