Here’s who and what’s on tonight’s show!

Our comedian contestants: 

@ThatKevinSmith,@justinlong & @JenKirkman

Bat Attack! No it’s not a band name it’s a real thing that happened…okay it’s probably a band name too. (via youtube)

Anderson Cooper Ventriloquist Doll! Make him say all the news of your dreams! Or nightmares if you hate ventriloquist dolls(via youtube)


Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy]
Here’s the first movie.
[walks a few steps, staring blankly]

Randal Graves: And here’s the second movie.
[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]

Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.

Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?
[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]

Clerks II (2006)


Here is who’s on and what’s happening tonight on @midnight!

Our contestants: Kevin Smith, Jessica Chobot, & Matt Mira!


It’s International Pancake Day! Mmmm free pancakes. (Via IHOP


There are spiders in the wall! Nope! Nuh uh. Buh-bye. (Via YouTube


Shower with Your Dad Simulator! We promise this is only half as creepy as it sounds. (Via Yeah, Rip