Every Lewis Episode Ever:

*pretty shots of Oxford* 

*sad oboe* 

*someone reads poetry that will become thematically relevant later* 

*That British Actor in the credits* 

*dead body* 

*Lewis and Hathaway gently banter* 

*weird history or literature thing* 

*grieving relatives who probably aren’t really grieving* 

*That British Actor is obsessed with the weird history or literature thing*

*dead body* 

*nothing is connected* 

*everything is connected* 

*That British Actor acts suspicious but reveals that That Other British Actor was the guilty one all along* 

*Hobson and Lewis eye flirt* 

*Hathaway knows everything*

*sad oboe* 

*everyone drinks*