kevin you are our last hope apparently

Title?Don’t got one. Gta grumps x fake ah crew x reader

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You laughed loudly and gave your boss a sheepish smile.” Sorry boss, gavin dared me to!” You said and gavin squeaked, pointing a finger at you.

“You traitor!”

“ Meh,” You said with a shrug.” Sorry gav, all’s fair in love and war.” You said and geoff sighed.

“ I knew recruiting a computer wiz was gonna come back and bite me in the ass.” He grumbled and jack rolled her eyes.

“ Oh don’t be so grumpy goeff, this girl is a Godsend and you know it.” Jack said as she gave you a kiss on the cheek, causing you to beam proudly and him to sigh.

As much as he hated to say it jack was right.Ever since they recruited you, many heists were easier with you monitoring them and making sure they stayed in the shadows. Not to mention all the cash you earned from online scams and such. But not only were you helpful with jobs, but also as a family. You were able to calm others down when geoff couldn’t, hell even make ryan smile on a bad day.You were sweet, hopeful, and extremly skilled. Probably the greatest thing to ever happen to the crew.

Which made their prime job to protect you.

“ Speaking of grumps, guess who’s gonna be in town?” Ryan said as he walked into the kitchen and geoff groaned.

“ No!Are you kidding me?” He asked and ryan chuckled.

“ Yup, they’re all gonna be in los santos next week.Apparently they’re on tour, but we all know the truth.” He said and you raised your hand.

“ I don’t mind filling me in?” You asked and jack sighed.

“ There’s another gang from another city called the grumps. Two of them are in a bad called starbomb, and whatever city they’re performing in, the rest of the crew goes and cleans the place out. They’re smart,” She said and geoff scoffed.

“ There a bunch of stupid, smug sons of bitches who need to have the smile ripped off their face.” He said andryan snickered.

“ They’re close friends of ours.” He explained and you nodded.

“ Well that makes sense.” You mumbled and geoff groaned.

“ Whenever they get here they team up with the lads and raise all sort of hell!” He said and rubbed his head.

“ Ugh, i’m getting a headache just thinking about it.”

“ Yeah well you’re giving me a headache by talking about it so shut up.” She hissed and you began to type in grumps crew onto your laptop.

Might as well do a little research on them before they get here.

“ Man i have missed los santos!” Dan said as he looked out his window and arin sighed.

“Yeah well don’t get so comfortable just yet, geoff might run us out if you and the lads start causing trouble again.” Brian grumbled and arin sighed.

“ Aw come on brian!We’re always on our best behaviour!” He said and suzy rolled her eyes.

“Riiiiight.” She laughed.” Remember the last time you guys were there and you set a bank on fire?”

“ That was an accident.”

“ WE WERE IN THE BUILDING!” Ross shouted angrily and Barry sighed.

“ Well i hope this will be different from last time, I still have a scar from our last visit.” Barry grumbled bitterly.

“ Oh this time will definitely be different.” Kevin said as he looked up from his laptop.” Rumor has it they have a new member, a hacker apparently.” He said and Dan grinned.

“ Well, can’t wait to meet them.” He said as they drove to the penthouse.” Hopefully geoff is in a good mood today.”


“ GAVIN STOP FUCKING RUNNING AROUND!” Geoff shouted angrily and the brit stopped.

“Sorry geoff, i’m just so excited to see the grumps again.Boy i got the greatest gear in the mail the other day and ross will just-”

“ No!” Geoff said harshly and poked gavin’s large nose.” NonononoNOO!” He said and motioned to everybody in the room, everybody except for you was sat in the living room.

“ Listen to me alright!?None of you, will start anything while they are here. Got it?” He asked and ray raised his hand.

“ But what if-”

“ But nothing!” He snapped.” I don’t care if they made a bet, or dared, you, or if their life fucking depended on it.I just want one, peaceful visit. Okay?” He asked and they all mumbled and nodded and agreement. Geoff always got this when the grumps visited, rightfully so.

“ Geoff where’s y/n?” Michael asked.

“ She’s in her room, “ Jack said and geoff nodded.

“ And she’s gonna stay there, i don’t want danny anywhere near her.” He growled.

Danny Sexbang was a ladies man, no if and’s or buts about it. With his charming smile, beautiful voice and smooth words, he was able to make anybody fall for him. So when he sees the beautiful h/c girl, he’s probably going to have a few things to say to her. And if he hurts her, geoff gonna rip out his fucking tongue.

The doorbell went off and jack answered the door with a smile.

“ Hey guys, long time no see huh, come in come in!” Jack greeted the grumps as they filed into the house.

“ Hello geoff, how have you been?” He asked as he shook geoff’s hand.

“ Good, would be better if you aren’t here.” He said and brain chuckled.

“ Wouldn’t we all?” Brian said and geoff cracked a smile, as annoying as they were they were family.

“ So we heard you guys recruited a newbie.” Suzy said as she sat down on a couch and geoff sighed.

“ Yeah, but they’re not here right now so-”

“ Hey geoff, i’ve got the perfect job but i’m gonna need some help with it so i was wondering if-” Geoff cursed under his breath as he heard your voice and your footsteps stop.

“ Oh.” You said, seeing the new people in the house.” I forgot that was today.” You said and brain smiled.

“ It’s not problem, i’m brian.” He said.” The leader of these idiots.” He said and you smiled.

“ I’m-”

“ Absolutely breathtaking.” Dan mumbled as he let his eyes roam your body.

“ W-what?” You stuttered and he smiled, you were shocked by his looks and advances.

“ I’m dan, and you are?” He asked and you smiled, causing him to blush.

“ I-i’m y/n.” You said shyly.

Oh shit, you’re fucking cute.

“ Aaaand she’s off limits.” Geoff growled as he pulled you into his chest.” You hear me avidan?Lay a finger on her and i’ll end you.” He warned and dan raised his hands in defense.

“What?” He asked with a smug look.” I wasn’t doing anything, merely introducing myself to your newest member, which i look forward to working with very soon.” He said and winked, causing arin to sigh and hit him upside the head.

“ Ignore him, he’s an idiot.” He said and suzy nodded.

“ Yeah, but it’s nice to meet you!” she said and you smiled.” Im suzy and this is arin, my husband. You’ve already met dan, sadly.” She said and the man huffed.

“ How dare you!I am a hoot!” He replied and she rolled her eyes.

“ And then there’s barry-”

“ Hi.”


“ Hello!”

“And kevin, our little techie.” She said and you smiled at kevin.

“ Finally somebody who can actually use a computer around here.”  He said and you laughed.

“  know right, ugh it’s like 1920 around here with these doofs.” You said and an idea popped into your head.” you know i was planning this job that has one hell of a haul, and it’d be great if i could get an input from another hacker.” You said and kevin nodded.

“ Sounds awesome!” He said as you led him to your room geoff sighed.

“ Alright,that it. I’m done.  go sit wherever, i’m gonna go get drunk.”

I guess this is sorta an intro i suppose. Of like little fics if the grumps and fake ah crew together, more specifically flirty dan with y/n, while the fake ah crew watches over her like angry hawks.If you want some like that with a specific prompt send it in!I hope you guys are happy and well, bye lovelies!