kevin selles

the foxhole court as john mulaney quotes
  • neil: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • andrew: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • aaron: sometimes, babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
  • nicky: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
  • kevin: im really sorry about last night, it’s just that im mean and loud. it probably will happen again
  • dan: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • matt: THATS MY WIFE!
  • renee: i think emily dickison is a lesbian
  • allison: i am a proud, asian american woman, and you will treat me with respect!
  • wymack: i pulled up to the drive thru window at mcdonalds and ordered a black coffee for myself and kept driving. The one thing no kid at mcdonalds can every enjoy
  • riko: This is an on-fire trash can

acethewindrider  asked:

Ohhh where did you get that Randal and Dante figure? I so want those!



Kevin Smith used to sell them like a decade ago on his website. Originally based off the Clerks Animated series, he re-released them in black and white to match the original movie. Each phase was based on a movie up to Jay & Silent Bob Stikes Back. Each set had a Jay & Silent Bob variant. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma sets are still on his Secret Stash site, with Jay and Silent Bob being the only one available in some of the phases.




Additionally, they made some Comic-con exclusive side characters and Kevin Smith (with a bazillion variants.. I will eventually buy the Zombie one). 

They did have plans to do Clerks 2 but were canceled in the prototype stage. Which upsets me the most because Clerks 2 has my favorite figures in the line.

Also, they were going to make a Kinky Kelly and a Sexy stud figure. WE COULD HAVE HAD A TOY OF INTERSPECIES EROTICA! THIS COULD BE ON MY DESK!!?

Also I’m pretty sure the legendary Stephen Silver did most if not all the designs for the figures. (Some of these pictures are taken from his portfolio site)

One less fact. The company that made these also produced the Super Best Friends forever and most of DC’s comic con exclusive stuff. They sometimes sell surplus on their website and is how I got my Super Best Friends Forever collection for less than 30 dollars total. 

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Adrian Neville superkicking Kevin Owens at 240fps is the coolest thing you’ll see today.

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Due to the financial situation I am currently in (wedding budget, hospital bills, car payment, etc.)… I have to commit to one action I thought I would never take. 

He gone to his first con … Still fantastic condition!

AU!KEVIN IS NOW UP TO SALE!!!

He is the original and only one I made. Soon I would make another Kevin for myself, but now he can be company to another.

I made him with all fleece and felt fabric. Green buttons for his eyes. His hair is … A mess which I apologize in FULL advance since his buzz cut really annoyed me since I have so little of orange in my supply. I tried to keep it clean and groomed. His glasses are made from fleece and felt combined which it can be taken off easily including his cap.

Plushie made by me.
Reverse!Kevin belong to Asphyxion

For pricing information, Kevin is only $50 dollars just for all!!

Shipping and handling is included into the total.

Please, message me for further information or ASK in my inbox.

If you believe Kevin is worth more than he look. Convince me.

He is a once and a life time opportunity!

Additional information if you want to have your own Kevin made IF he is sold to one lucky person

anonymous asked:

Maybe something for a Demon AU. (Like Neil's a witch who summons a demon Andrew (maybe by accident) or they're both demons, but Neil's the son of a high up subordinate of Lucifer or something. Or they're both demons who have an mutually beneficial arrangement. Or there's somekind of demon exy. Idek, just something involving Andreil, demons and your writing because I am in love with your writing which is the best thing ever).

omg THANK YOU!!! i’m so glad you like my writing, i will never get over the fact that people do??? BUT FOR THAT, I LOVE YOU. TRULY. 

i swear i’m trying to do these asks in order, but i finished the WIP tag just as this popped into my askbox and i had literally JUST decided not to include a snippet of my demon!Andrew fic. so this is fated, ok? BECAUSE I HAVE A DEMON!ANDREW FIC I’VE BEEN WORKING ON. ask @burningfairytales, she knows all about it xD 

also maybe pop by @everythingthatmatters? she’s organizing the sin-squad’s headcanon discussions, so she might have a cleaned-up version of the sin-squad discussion of tfc demon aus because the topic has definitely come up. 

edit: lina put it altogether here: (X

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“Neil isn’t stupid enough to make a deal with a demon. His mother warned him against them every night, nestled away in their motel rooms; she would stare up at cracked stucco ceilings and her voice would be curiously flat when she intoned, “They’ll never give you what you want. Not without taking more than you can give.” 

She was worse about demons than she was about girls. If the thought ever crossed Neil’s mind that a deal might save them some misery, she knew. Maybe it was mother’s intuition, maybe it was the wistfulness on his face, maybe it was just lucky guesses hitting their mark every time, but she always knew. She would pinch at his throat until he gagged, until the blood rushed in his ears, until the thought ran far, far away, too fast for even him to follow. 

Neil isn’t stupid enough to make a deal with a demon, but apparently Kevin is.”

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SO IN MY VERSION OF THE FIC, KEVIN SELLS HIS SOUL FOR PROTECTION FROM RIKO. DEMON!ANDREW TAKES HUMAN FORM TO FULFILL THIS DEAL AND PLAYS FOR THE FOXES AS THEIR GOALKEEPER. NEIL TRIES TO FIND A WAY TO BREAK THE DEAL AND SAVE KEVIN’S SOUL, BUT IN THE PROCESS HE DRAWS ANDREW’S ATTENTION SINCE HE KNOWS *WAY* TOO MUCH FOR A HUMAN. ANDREW SPENDS THE REST OF THE FIC TRYING TO TEMPT NEIL INTO A DEAL FOR HIS SOUL WITH LITTLE, “INNOCENT” BARGAINS ALONG THE WAY.

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“Neil drags Andrew away from the huddle, hands furiously fisted in his jersey. 

When they’re out of ear shot from the team, Neil snaps. ‘What are you doing? You could have stopped that goal! You should have! Yous stepped out of the way!’

Andrew doesn’t deign to answer. He stares derisively at Neil’s hand until Neil huffs and removes it. Then he nods, dismissive, and turns to go back on the court. Something thick and acidic nearly chokes Neil. He shoves Andrew before he can stop himself. 

Andrew starts to stumble but freezes midway through the motion. His body jerks upright, impossibly, like a macabre marionette. He twists back around to face Neil, eyes blackened, pupils slit. The shadow of horns peaks out of his sweaty hair. 

Neil takes a quick step back. 

‘The next time you try to command me,’ Andrew warns, ‘I will bleed you dry, one drop at a time.’

Neil nods silently in a show of submission, but he can’t soften the stubborn set of his jaw. One of Andrew’s hands shoots out and squeezes the hinge of it until it loosens. Neil’s mouth parts a little, forced open. Andrew stares at him so long Neil’s fury starts to waver. Something in that stare unbalances him. 

Andrew’s shoulders shift restlessly as he comes to some decision. ‘I’ll make you a deal,’ he purposes. 

‘No,’ Neil says. It’s instinctive, though a tiny, traitorous part of him wants to hear this through. 

Andrew knows it. He smiles. His teeth still look human, but his smile seems fanged. ‘I’ll win you this game if you tell me a secret.’

‘No,’ Neil says again. His voice wobbles. He fights back a curse. 

Andrew softens his grip until his hand cups Neil’s throat. He glides his thumb along Neil’s pulse, a steady sweep, back-and-forth. ‘C’mon, Josten. Just one little secret. It’ll only hurt a bit.’

Neil remembers his mother clawing at his neck, vicious, where Andrew’s now gentle. ‘Don’t make deals,’ she had warned. 

But he wants to win

Neil lowers his head just a little and gives in. ‘My real name is Abram,’ he whispers. ‘It’s the only name I can claim to be true.’

Andrew’s eyes flash hell-fire gold. Triumphant. 

It’s stupid to feel betrayed when he’s the one who’s betrayed himself, but Neil knows in his gut he’s in trouble. No going back now, he thinks. So Neil demands his due, ‘Win me this game.’

Andrew laughs. ‘You traded too much. True names have power. For ‘Abram’, I will win more than games.’”

  One time I had the thought that in Night Terror, there had to be at least one or two hoaxes that a lot of people believed until it got proven wrong, so here it is-
Kevin Aspen.

Kevin Aspen was a fake character that was presented in an internet hoax back when Night Terror was still pretty new. People generally believed this character existed in the games as an intentional easter egg to find in every level. Kevin had a racoon as a spirit animal, and it was quite obvious.

  What Kevin did was sell the player items while in a level, and even sell items that they couldn’t get a hold of in regular dreamscape shops. Some of the items presented in the fake screenshots never even existed. Supposedly, Kevin Aspen could be found in hidden areas in most levels, selling items that were unique to every level you found him in. 

   However, it was later found that the character was a hoax, as hackers found that there was no evidence of the character in Night Terror’s game files. It was later dubbed as a hoax, but there are still some people who theorize that Kevin used to exist in the game.

Night Terror belongs to rebornica

one of the very first comics i ever owned, and fundamental to how i came to view superheroes, comedy, and applying comedy to the comic book medium (as well as a lot of importance to writing in general), was an issue of Justice League International, written by Keith Giffen and JM DeMatteis with - and just as important as the writers to making everything work - Kevin Maguire on art.

comedy in comic books can be tough to pull off, because it’s a wholly different medium than TV or standup or video games or even just plain ol’ books. the tools you have available are different, and while you can do some things in comics that you just can’t in other mediums as effectively (for example,my favorite, the ‘info overload’, where, if you have the patience, you can cram a panel or page with far, far more things going on than you could in a TV show and let people actually find them without having to hit freeze on a DVD months later), it’s still difficult to figure out how to make comedy work to maximum effect. you have to change how you think of the basic structures of jokes that’d normally ill in other mediums.

justice league international isn’t just funny because Giffen and DeMatteis’ were really funny guys who had a knack for particularly character focused comedy, but also because artist Kevin Maguire could sell that comedy. immediately you can tell his skill in conveying emotions on characters, getting incredibly specific kinds of expressions and moods with characters faces but without going into cartoonish levels of exaggeration. how often are you going to see something as pitch perfect as guy’s cocky smugness in panel two, or scott free’s dead vacant exasperated stare?

not only is it in the expressions, but it’s in the pacing, the panel structure. you could cram a ton of dialog into one panel or page and basically do the same joke, but it’d fall apart because there’d be no movement, no change of expression or mood, no back and forth. using this simple 4 panel structure, we’re able to cycle through a whole moment effectively, letting both characters get their mood and moments right, and the 'beat’ to the bit traveling to us, the readers, effectively. it has timing, despite being nothing but pictures on a page. and by keeping the panels to a simple four block, it maintains that timing. more experimental, expressive paneling could work wonders for other kinds of jokes, but here, to maintain conversation flow and comedic potency, this classic structure is perfect.

and not only do you get a good comedic bit in an issue, you also learn so much about these two characters in such a short amount of time, informing us of their attitudes and personality just by this 4 panel back and forth. it’s a really well structured bit, and giffen, dematteis, and maguire do it all together!

comics! comedy!

THE PUNISHER #8
NATHAN EDMONDSON & KEVIN MAURER (W)
CARMEN CARNERO (A)
Cover by MITCH GERADS


NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR KEVIN MAURER (NO EASY DAY) JOINS NATHAN EDMONDSON FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THEIR HARD-HITTING TALE OF JUNGLE WARFARE!


• A wounded Frank Castle and a Special Forces medic hazard dangerous terrain and merciless mercenaries to make their escape
• Crossbones and his crew won’t stop until the Punisher is in their custody.
• It’s a race for survival not to be missed as Frank’s adventure south of the border comes to its blood-soaked end!