kevin savage

kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them

☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked out

thanks i love them

JOSH IS PEEPIN IN ON ALEX AND RAVIN IN THE SHOWER CHIRSTMAS TOLD CODY TO FUCK OFF ALEX TOLD CODY TO EAT SHIT MEGAN IS GONE DOM IS MAKING ALLIANCES RAMSES HAS THE CURSE KEVIN IS A SECRET SAVAGE PRODUCTION IS RIGGING THE GAME FOR PAUL MARK IS MAKING ME SAD WITH HIS TRAGIC BACKSTORY ELENA ISNT TAKING ANY OF THE BOYS SHIT AND IS JUST FLAT OUT TELLING THEM CODY IS A FUCKING PSYCHO MARK DIDNT EVEN KNOW JILLIANS NAME KEVIN REALLY KNOWS THE GAME BETTER THAN EVERONE RAMSES AND JOSH ARE STARTING TO HANG OUT MORE EVERYONE THOUGHT JESSICA CALLED ALEX A PANDA CODY TOLD JESSICA HE HAD A KID AND HAS TO FUCKING NOMINATE 5 PEOPLE IN ONE HOH CHRISTMAS IS FIGHTING FOR VOTES WHILE JILLIAN IS IN THE CORNER CRYING AND THE RODEO CLOWN IS THE SMARTEST FUCKING ONE IN THE HOUSE IM D E A D THIS SEASONS GONNA BE W I L D 

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Last night the Academy hosted a tribute to Producer / Director Richard Donner, who helmed such films as The Goonies, Superman, Lethal Weapon, and many others. On hand to praise him were those who have worked with him and those who have been inspired by his work. Top photo (l-r) Corey Feldman, Joseph Mazzello, Mel Gibson, John Savage, David Morse, Rene Russo, Lauren Shuler Donner, Richard Donner, Danny Glover,Geoff Johns, Carol Kane, Ke Huy Quan, Brian Helgeland, Kevin Feige and Jeff B. Cohen.