kevin corner

this is based on that one college murder game that some have and @badkerville came to me and was: ok but like imagine the foxes

  • one of them is going to take this too seriously
  • “anDREW PUT THE REAL KNIVES AWAY
  • neil prob booby-trapped their room
    • “NEIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE”
  • andrew: this is my chance to finally kill neil
  • sometimes u hear nicky’s screams echo down the hall
  • kevin would probably carry and exy stick around for protection
  • whoever got andrew or neil wouldnt even bother
    • maybe wouldnt even bother with most of the exy team tbh
    • /gets andrew or neil
      • “fuck cya”
    • //gets aaron
      • “i want to believe i have a chance but im probably going to die”
  • BETS. THEY ALL BET ON WHO’S THE WINNER
    • spoiler alert: it’s renee who wins
  • hoNESTLY matt would sacrifice himself for neil 
    • he’d probably be the first one of the exy team to get out
    • [raspy voice] “tell dan i love her”
      • “matt ur completely fine get up”
    • imagine someone shorter than the twinyards getting him out
    • hits him right between the eyes and everyone just stands there in shock
    • allison recorded it AND put it in slow motion
    • her cackle can be heard in the background
    • neil is giggling, andrew stares @ neil, aaron’s disgusted
    • after the game is over, they’ll never let matt forget it
      • “this year we lost matt” “QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD” “sometimes i can still hear his voice”
  • kevin would be cornered by someone on the wrestling team and gets put in a hold
    • people are chanting TAKE DOWN THE QUEEN
  • or or kevin and some other participant would be like those cowboy showdowns where on a count they attack
    • in the end neil goes up from behind to take kevin out and andrew takes the other person out
  • power couple andreil
    • “eventaully im gonna have to take u out”
    • “eventually”
  • the entire exy team is banned from participating

snowonthepitch  asked:

give me jerejean hcs bb

This is where I decide- what hcs do I do? And the answer is domestic shit, of course.

-Jean is taller than Jeremy, it’s an established fact
-Jean is amused by this height difference, and he occasionally puts Jeremy’s glasses or snacks onto tall things just to watch him jump for them
-“Jean I swear if you don’t get my glasses off of that damn cabinet you’re not allowed to watch exy for a month”
-suddenly putting Jeremy’s things in tall places is much less worth the risk
-Jeremy loves flowers, in his room, on the window sills, as garnishes on food and as patterns on clothes
-he also loves Jean
-what do you get when you put those two loved things together?
-Jean with flowers tucked behind his ear when Jeremy pulls away from a kiss
-he’s reluctant to accept this beautiful gift at first
-broken things don’t deserve that kind of beauty
-but he associates those flowers with Jeremy, with safety and love and happiness, and soon he leaves the apartment every day with a flower tucked behind his ear
-(he wears a floral bow tie to Laila and Alvarez’s wedding)
-(Jeremy starts crying when he sees it)
-they get a puppy after two years of dating, and he’s the love of their lives
-his name is Milou, after the dog from the Tintin comics, which are something Jean loved when he was still young and free
-he’s the runt of his litter, a white beagle with one ear torn off
-Jean found him one day in an alley, alone and crying with blood still on his ear
-he didn’t hesitate in picking up the puppy, who was only about a month old at the time
-in a way, Milou turned out to be a sort of finishing piece in their relationship
-Milou brings them even closer
-they wake up with him snuggled across both of their feet, he grabs the newspaper every morning and is such a lap dog it’s unbelievable
-the puppy’s recovery helps in Jean’s recovery– the whole reason that Jean kept Milou was because he reminded him of himself
-after Milou was brought home, Jeremy gave Jean a kiss and hardly spoke, just smiled with wet eyes
-“I know why, and I am so proud of you”
-Jean starts to love himself as much as Jeremy loves him
-they get married once it’s legalized in California
-basically everybody cries
-Kevin mourns the loss of the potential husband he’d find in Jeremy Knox
-no, seriously, Kevin sat in a corner drinking whiskey and crying for most of the night
-Jeremy dances with him once to try and cheer him up
-Jean thinks it’s ridiculously funny
-the night ends with stargazing and red wine, Milou at their side and hands with matching rings that say “tien”


So not all domestic but mostly that way, I got sidetracked in all the cuteness shh

Truth or Dare (Riverdale, Pt.3)

Summary: Betty, Archie, Veronica, Jughead, Kevin, Cheryl, and Y/N are spending the night at Y/N’s house. Kevin suggests Truth or Dare at some point and they all decide to play. Shenanigans ensue and eventually certain feelings are shared, but will they be taken seriously or laughed off? Possible angst.

Pairing: Jughead x Reader (maybe), Kevin x Reader (platonic), Archie x Reader (platonic), Betty x Reader (platonic), Veronica x Reader (platonic), Cheryl x Reader (platonic)

Beta-ed?: No

A/N: Okay real talk? This was pretty difficult to write. Not necessarily a tear-jerker like the first two, but I think I more than made up for that by making this part ridiculously long. I’m putting a ‘read more’ because of the length. Again any comments are welcome!

Part 1, Part 2

Previously: Veronica gave me a kiss on the cheek before making her way back to the couch, one last tear falling out of her eye before she wiped it away. “You’re grounded by the way,” Kevin spoke up, pretending to be mad. “I said no more tear-jerking speeches.” Everyone laughed at that, still wiping away some tears that wouldn’t stop coming. I took a deep breath, trying to calm down before I looked around at everyone. “Sorry, but you said to tell everyone what I really, truly thought of them, so deal with it Keller.” I grinned. “So, whose next?”

By this point Jughead had stopped pretending to ignore us and had put his laptop to the side. He looked calm, the corner of his lip barely turned up, Jughead’s version of a smile. I smiled at him, and when he noticed me watching him, his eyes widened a fraction before he dropped his head slightly. As I kept looking at him I could’ve sworn his face started turning light pink. “Jughead,” I called with frightening authority in my voice, and I saw his whole body tense up as he froze. Everyone turned to look at him, expectant looks on their faces. I smirked at him before speaking. “Who do you think I should talk about next?” His body visibly deflated while everyone else groaned in frustration. “C’mon Y/N, do Jug next!” Archie called. “Yeah!” Chimed in Betty.

“We all wanna know what you have to say about our favorite beanie-clad boy over here.” Kevin spoke, amusement in his eyes. I glared at him before I shook my head and looked around the room, trying to will away the slight blush that decided to bloom across my face. “Nah, I think I’ll save him for last Kevin.” From the corner of my eye I saw Jug tense up again. I continued looking around the room before my eyes finally settled on a person.

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You guys probably want me to shut up at this point but I live to annoy:

  • so imagine that when the press finds out about Neil and Andrew, they get pretty excited
  • now it’s canon that these two don’t as much care about being openly gay as much as they are annoyed that this is going to incite a lot heat that they’re going to have to respond to
  • they recognize that every team, athlete, and tv host in the country (and likely all over the world) is going to drag them through the mud just to fill in their time slot

  • so what do they do?
  • they give them nothing to work with
  • nothing
  • at all

  • if a reporter asks about their home life, they walk away from the interview, even if it’s the very first question
  • they do it post-games, they do it at panels, they do it on live TV
  • their message is clear: we will respect you as reporters when you respect us as athletes, anything less won’t slide
  • and when someone is intentionally disrespectful? Well, it doesn’t take long for some teams to learn that there is no greater career killer than Neil’s powerhouse personality with the backing of the entire LGBT community. More than one player lost an offer to play pro because they went tried to go against Neil.

  • eventually they learn to just let it be and that they’ll probably never get anything good
  • except they do
  • because it’s not that Neil and Andrew are actively avoiding mentioning their relationship, they’re just naturally very private
  • they don’t actually give a shit what people find out as long as it’s not intrusive

  • so every once in a while they just do something that sends the press into a tailspin while they both appear as the epitome of indifference
  • most notably, one game during their 3rd season on the same team, they walked onto the court wearing brand new jerseys that read “Josten-Minyard” above their respective numbers
  • all game commentary is derailed for ten minutes
  • they were Josten and Minyard respectively in last week’s game what happened

  • later they swarm Neil
  • “Neil, when did you and Andrew get married?”
  • “…um, Monday I think?”
  • “You think?”

  • “or Tuesday. Which one was the 15th?”
  • “Tuesday”
  • “Tuesday then.”
  • “…okay then, who attended? Wouldn’t have been a big thing, if we only hear about it now, eh? Decided to make it a bit more intimate?”

  • “thing? I’ve been dating Andrew for over a decade. Trust me, this doesn’t really mean anything new for us.”
  • “then why get married now?”
  • “credit”
  • “credit?”

  • “our bank was running this promo for joint accounts but it only applies for married couples so we figured why not”
  • “you got married to improve your bank credit…and that’s it”
  • “yup”
  • they corner Kevin the next day and ask him for his opinion on the…unconventionality of Neil and Andrew’s relationship

  • he thinks for a moment, then
  • “you know, every so often, there are days where those two are all that keeps me up and running, and I feel like I would do anything for them”
  • pause for dramatic effect
  • “and then there are days like today, where I regret having ever associated with those idiots”

  • at which point he leaves, muttering about midgets and vodka
  • fucking rude, Kevin
  • this is why you weren’t invited to the wedding
  • oh yeah did I mention this is now Neil’s favorite insult to use against the Foxes

  • Nicky is being a nuisance? Allison is trying to pry information? Aaron is breathing in the general vicinity? “This is why we didn’t invite you to the wedding”
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KEVIN DEVINE covers Rhode Island by The Front Bottoms 

Filmed outside of The Corner Hotel, Melbourne Australia during a tour with Manchester Orchestra,November 2014.

Credit: Take Cover Sessions

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“Do you know how much it sucks being the only single one of your friends? Don’t laugh at me, Ronnie - ever since you and the Abercrombie and Andrews got together, it’s been just me in a corner, Kevin Keller does not get put in a corner!” Kevin ranted on the phone to Veronica as he made his way up to his house, sighing as Veronica mentioned she had to go meet Archie. “Fine, fine - go run off to the long lost member of One Direction.” Kevin said as he hung up with Veronica and shoved his phone into his pocket. Making his way up the steps of his house, Kevin turned when he saw someone sitting on the other side of the porch. 

Raising an eyebrow, Kevin made his way over. “Uh.. hello?” Kevin said before his eyes scanned the person sitting there and his eyes widened. “Oh my.. Joaquin?” Kevin said a little more than shocked to see him sitting there. “What are you.. doing here?” 

Okay if I was going to write another long au fic after switchblade it would obviously be the Foxes as ballet dancers enrolled in PSU’s infamous ‘half-way house’ of a performing arts program:

• Kevin was one of the best dancers ever produced by Edgar Allen’s prestigious performing arts program, second only to Riko Moriyama, until he broke his foot in a skiing accident and abruptly transferred to PSU.  Edgar Allen produces ballet dancers who all go into professional companies, ultra-strict and dedicated and obsessive – so not at all different to canon!Kevin. he didn’t think he would ever dance on demi-pointe again so he took a job as a teacher at PSU under Wymack (his father), but every night he goes to a studio and pushes himself until he can’t anymore so he can get back out on the stage where he has to be

• Dan knew she needed to be a good enough dancer to get into a college program on scholarship, so she threw herself into it with single-minded determination even if people told her that she wasn’t the ‘right type’ (black, short, not the ‘right’ body type because she isn’t willowy, from a poor upbringing). she spent her time a school wincing whenever someone called her a dancer, unsure if they knew that she was working nights at a strip club – not because she was ashamed, but because she knew it would affect her chances of getting where she needed to go to get out of her tiny dead-end hometown. she’s a ballet dancer, skilled and graceful, but her sisters taught her a few tips for the stage that she uses even now. not just dick-punching assholes with high heels, either

• Allison was sent to ballet lessons right from when she was a tiny tot in a tutu, but when her ambitions for doing it professionally started to grow her parents tried to steer her into a more conventional career; namely, the one they picked for her. Allison chose her own freedom at the price of her family and went to PSU instead. she still drives a pink convertible and kicks ass, a picture-perfect blonde ballerina with a talent for ballroom – she makes Matt partner her because they make such a pretty picture

• Matt got into dance through ballroom classes that his father suggested he take for ‘culture’ but his talent meant he was encouraged into ballet pretty early on. he’s going places, but it’s only after Kevin joins the Foxes that he really starts to flourish into the best dancer the Foxes have. he’s the favourite partner of all the girls because he’s not a solo-focussed douchebag like Kevin and Seth or a regular douchebag like the monsters

• Renee started dancing later in life, introduced to it by her foster mother Stephanie, so she learnt a lot of styles in rapid succession before focussing on ballet. she really likes historical dance and liturgical dance as well. she isn’t the ‘right type’ either, but she was too good for Wymack to turn down – she had good teachers. she probably does at least one routine with Andrew where they mimic each other perfectly

• Nicky took up dance even though his parents didn’t really approve of it – they thought it was too ‘flamboyant’ but after he’d renounced his sexuality they were so proud that they let him rejoin the school program. his dance teacher was the one who got him into the program in Germany where he met Eric. he’d given up on it for a few years living with the twins, but the offer of returning to it while getting all his college fees paid off and keeping his family together was too good to turn down. he can be elegant on stage, tall and athletic, and he learnt a whole bunch of Latin dances because everyone said he should. he’s the most likely to be goofy at practices, and he has a whole list of unusual dance styles that he’ll imitate to get a laugh

• Aaron only got into dance because it kept him out of the house and away from his mother, but he’s not too bad either. more importantly, it was fun and he liked it – more than school, more than the booze, more than drugs. he did classes in ballet and contemporary but obviously he prefers street dance despite being a five-foot blonde boy because he has a thinly-disguised attitude problem as bad as Josten’s and he likes music that sounds like a fight

• Andrew. did one of his very early foster-parents get him involved in dance? yes. did later foster-parents deride him for his interest until he pretended to hate it, and then until he actually did hate it? yes. did Cass encourage him to get back into it? yes. was it his lifeline through drake, through juvie, and through aaron and tilda? hell yes. would he ever admit that to anyone? hell nO.

• he’s pure grace and power on stage when he chooses to actually dance, but the drugs they put him on to control him mean he usually won’t. even when kevin threatens him (especially when kevin threatens him). he’s mind-blowingly talented but will only dance contemporary

• Neil is a mish-mash of different styles, picked up all over the show while he was on the run with his mother.  dance was easier to to than play exy, even if he had to lie about it to his mom. he loves it, he loves it, he loves it (and he’s obsessed). his true love is contemporary, but the video of him doing ballet routines in Arizona is what caught Kevin’s eye. Kevin knew they needed to recruit this man who poured out everything on the stage. and you can bet that Neil was still HORRIFIED to see Kevin Day when they corner him and offer him a place with the Foxes because the Butcher is still the Butcher, and Neil still needs to Kevin to stay the hell away from him so he doesn’t get murdered

• he stills signs tho – Neil still wants a home, and he wants to dance. he and Andrew probably still fight like crazy, and then do a tension-heavy contemporary duet and make-out in a practice room in front of the mirrors because why tf not

• do the Yakuza care about ballet? I do not know??
• there’s no plot to this because I am NOT writing it