CLYDE: IT’S 7 AM IN THE MORNING AND I’VE GOT MY SUPER NEATO BFF HERE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!! CHECK OUT MY SUPER COOL AND NICE FRIEND!!! WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME!
CRAIG: Why are you patting my back.
CLYDE: It’s a friendly gesture of goodwill and best-friendery. You can pat mine if you want.
CRAIG: I’ll pass.
CLYDE: Suit yourself.
CLYDE: I was going to beat up Craig and Tweek for getting me grounded like I said, but then I realised that I can’t punch. Or kick. Or slap. Or do anything that involves a lot of physical labor. I just don’t have it in me.
CLYDE: I’m a lover, not a hater.
CLYDE: So instead I used my cunning friend skills to totally burn him. Now everybody will call him a stinky buttface and it’ll be totally awesome.
CLYDE: I have one planned for Tweek, too. Don’t worry. Once I’m at school, I will deploy my clever schemes on him as well…
CLYDE: I am too good at this. An expert, even. A master in the field of putting papers on friends backs.
so me n hayden accidentally came up with this mcpriceley headcanon that connor keeps throwing surprise birthday parties for kevin every year and kevin knows exactly what’s up but connor just Does Not Realize how surprise parties work