kerry-warn

huffingtonpost.com
Kerry Warns South Sudan: Stick To The Peace Deal Or Face Sanctions
"Our hope is that the government, the transition government will seize the bull by the horns here and get the job done."

Saudi Arabia: “Hey Washington, we’re going to build mosques that support fundamentalism and support terrorism!” 

Democrats: “Great! Sounds like somebody needs some more arms deals!” 

Iran: “Hey Washington, we’re going to build nuclear weapons, arm terrorists, and hold your sailors hostage- by the way, death to America!” 

Democrats: “Awesome! Let’s give you 150 billion dollars!” 

Irrelevant African country: *Fragile nation-state that is falling apart along ethnic lines* 

Democrats: “HEY LISTEN HERE FAGGOT, WE’RE GONNA STOP SELLING YOU ARMS!”