Told you to expect shenanigans tonight, for reasons. #PHAMDI lives!!
Kerry not only didn’t walk the red carpet with the Nnobody, but also chose to walk it WITH SOMEONE ELSE: her stylist for tonight, Michael Kors.
Meantime, the Nnobody looking like a mafia dude gone bad (who the HELL still dresses in all black like that) is standing by the door atop the stairs, looking around with the usual catatonic expression, OF COURSE holding HIS DATE! HIS PHONE! #PHAMDI lives!!
Evidence (click to enlarge, you’ll see he is holding his phone)