Drarry on their second date
  • Harry: So how did you like the movie?
  • Draco: It was fine, I guess.
  • Harry: Just fine?
  • Draco: I just don't get what's so special about that Clark Kent character.
  • Harry: He's Superman! He has special abilities and saves people. He's a hero.
  • Draco: Now that I think about it, you two have a lot in common.
  • Harry: Awww, Draco, I'm not-
  • Draco: Like, everyone thinks he's so great, but I know he's just a specky git.
  • Harry:
  • Harry: We really need to work on your conversation skills.

Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman reboot (Supergirl AU)

“And let’s get something straight, I did not work my buns off to become an investigative reporter for the Daily Planet just to baby-sit some hack from Nowheresville! And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that’s the way I like it, comprende?”

"You like to be on top. Got it.”

"Don’t push me Kent, you are way out of your league.”

I have loved you anyway

I promised @gutsybitsies some Jack pinning over Bitty. 

somehow I got it into my head to resolve their issues from this fic. But in case you haven’t read the Grand Larsony verse before, I’m going to give you the spark notes: 

semi-canonical timeline 

Jack dated Shitty, Lardo, Ransom and Holster UNTIL Epikegster 2014 (at which point, Kent may have implied that he would out them). Then the kiss still happened. Everything else still happened. 

Jack never told Bitty about this because he was afraid of how Bitty would react. 

Kent gets traded to the Bruins in 2017. He, Bitty and Jack start dating about 6-8 months after that. 

Jack tries to break up with him, assuming Bitty will dump Kent too, the argument that ensues is messy and costs them their relationship.

Jack starts dating Shitty again. Shitty’s dating Lardo at this point who soon afterwards is laid off from her job at a local gallery. 

A year later (2019) she’s still doing that and she leaves Shitty because she no longer feels loved or important. (She takes some time off visiting friends in New York before she goes to live with Ransom and Holster in Baltimore but that’s another story

Ok and I’ve cross-posted this latest fic on AO3 


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  • Jon: Ok you three are Damian's friends *Looks at Maya, Rose, and Suren* how do you all shut him up when he goes overboard
  • Rose: Kick him in the jaw
  • Maya: Sucker punch him in the stomach and be snarky about
  • Suren: Challenge him to a duel
  • Jon, dumbstruck: What kind of friends are y'all?
  • Rose: Evil Parents Friends
  • Maya: We have it trademarked

Smallville meme: five otps
∟ [02/05]   Jonathan & Martha Kent   “ He was… so cute, so I… I asked him for his notes, and he… just handed over his notebook without even asking my name, and I said “How can you be so sure I’ll bring it back?”, and he said “I prefer to believe in people.” - And I remember looking at him, completely embarrassed because I was thinking the dumbest thing. I was thinking “God, I hope he marries me.” I still think that. Every day, there’s a part of me that says “God, I hope he marries me.”