kensey chan

…I intended this to be funny… But it didn’t turn out that way because old 1st Division feels ;A; This also started out as a derp headcanon as to why Yama-jii always saves Shuuhei… In a nutshell, this is like a joke train ride that fell off a cliff and crashed… because feels.

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How the captains would react...if their lieutenants began to cry in front of them


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Bleach characters tend to save their tears for the most dramatic of moments. Often hands and knees are involved. Rain too, sometimes. But for this list, we will imagine something more mundane - the lieutenants have begun to cry in front of their captains. How will their captains respond?


1. Yamamoto

Sasakibe: [is crying]

Yamamoto:

Yamamoto: I will go put some tea on.


2. Soi Fon

Omaeda: [is crying]

Soi Fon: We do not cry in Squad 2, Omaeda.

Soi Fon: Remove your leaking bodily fluids from my vicinity immediately.

Soi Fon: Before I do it for you.


3. Rose

Kira: [is crying]

Rose: Yes, Izuru, let it out! My guitar often weeps in just this way! Raw emotion is a thing to be embraced, not shunned!

Rose: Your tears are poetry!

Rose: N-not that I like your tears, of course!

Rose: Although, I mean, if you wanted to express your feelings in verse form, we could talk later about musical accompaniment.

Rose:

Rose: But for now maybe I’ll just give you this tissue and hope you’ll stop glaring at me.


4. Unohana

Isane: [is crying]

Unohana:

Unohana: [sits down next to Isane]

Unohana: [puts arm around]

Isane: T-thank you…

Unohana: Shhhhh


5. Shinji

Hinamori: [is crying]

Shinji: Um

Shinji: So you’re crying, huh?

Shinji:

Shinji: H-hey, did you ever hear the one about the hollow that wanted to be a saxophone player??

Hinamori: [is crying harder]

Shinji: Not the time, huh.


6. Byakuya

Renji: [crying]

Byakuya:

Byakuya:

Byakuya: [opens mouth]

Byakuya: [closes mouth]

Byakuya:

Byakuya: Would throwing my scarf at you help in any way?


7. Komamura

Iba: [is crying]

Komamura: Iba, please forgive me! I…I….

Komamura: I AM A SYMPATHETIC CRIER

Komamura: [begins to howl]


8. Kyoraku

Nanao: [is crying]

Kyoraku: Nanao-chan! Are you hurt? Are you stressed? Are you mad? Is this a hugging situation? 

Nanao: [glares while crying]

Kyoraku: T-that’s a fierce look, Nanao-chan!


9. Kensei (with Mashiro)

Mashiro: [is crying]

Kensei: ENOUGH WITH THE TANTRUMS ALREADY

Kensei: YOU ARE A LIEUTENANT NOT AN OVER-SUGARED THREE-YEAR-OLD


10. Kensei (with Hisagi)

Hisagi: [is crying]

Kensei:

Kensei: Deja vu.


11. Hitsugaya

Matsumoto: [is crying]

Hitsugaya:

Hitsugaya: I’ll come back later.

Hitsugaya: Wait what are you doing?

Hitsugaya: NO STOP HUGGING ME


12. Kenpachi

Yachiru: [is crying]

Kenpachi: Hey. What is this? Are you hurt?

Kenpachi: Who do you need me to kill?


13. Kurotsuchi

Nemu: [is crying]

Kurotsuchi: Stop crying, you dolt.

Kurotsuchi: I made you better than this.


13. Ukitake

Rukia: [is crying]

Ukitake: [leaves]

Rukia:

Ukitake: [returns with a box of tissues, a fuzzy blanket, hot chocolate, and some candy]

Ukitake: Let’s get this crying party started!

Because I wanted a BLEACH and Gin Tama (and Naruto as well… tho a BLEACH and Gin Tama crossover already happened, lol) crossover to happen with these characters (and more), I started making a multifandom crossover derp doujin (which is still a WIP)

The idea for that Kensei and Gin-chan comic strip *coughs*preview*coughs* popped up in my head while I was listening to “Samurai Heart (Some Like It Hot!!)” by SPYAIR (Gintama ending song 17?) on repeat. If you’re wondering why Gin-chan and Kensei… well it’s because of the hair and the seiyuu… XD