kennysdetrimentality

Locked Texts from Kenny
  • Kenny: you almost made me cut my hair. dont you tell anyone that.
  • Kenny: no. you're going to curb stomp them.
  • Kenny: has Emma professed her love for you yet?
  • Kenny: we don't celebrate until you bleed.
  • Kenny: *curtsy*
  • Kenny: or I may have to throw 4 and a half lamps at your shins.
  • Kenny: pronounced (brah-sur-iss).
  • Kenny: well you're kind of adorable Ginny.
  • Kenny: now say all of that in your head in tennants voice.
  • Kenny: I ship you.
  • Kenny: I swear to fucking Satan I will set you aflame if you continue these texty shenanigans.
  • Kenny: I'm not sure we can get a license but that's okay cuz fuck the system.
  • Kenny: (talking about the bible) I found where god is referred to in the plural, laughed, said "aliens", then put it down. XD
  • Kenny: just got a YOLO shirt.
  • Kenny: fuck I can ace that shit. you are very pretty and I like your eyes.
  • Kenny: I would really love the company. especially if you can put up with me being a whiny snivally shitfuck all day.
  • Kenny: I love thighs. :3
  • Kenny: fucking horse people.
  • Kenny: I'm a qt dweeb
  • Kenny: y r u still therr bby cum bck 2 me
  • Kenny: don't be such a nerd, geekdweeb.
  • Kenny: no. it will remain an eyeball. you are an amateur witch.
  • Kenny: I don't like rasta.
  • Kenny: I need to fucking shower but I cannot stop watching power rangers I have a problem help me
  • Kenny: you need an intervention.
  • Kenny: every time you open your face to say words I really want to listen.
  • Kenny: yeah fuck it. queer.
  • Kenny: I give you every minute of my life and you can't let me shoot bandits?!