• Kyle: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Cartman: What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Kyle: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Butters: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Kyle: That’s voodoo.
  • Stan: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Kyle: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Kenny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Kyle: That’s kinky.....Kenny don't bite the snake!

rebeccaravenroth  asked:

Can we have some Seven Suitors Kiki and Mitsuhide moments, especially pregnancy moments? I'm sure Mitsuhide is just the sweetest damn thing when he heard about the baby.

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