kennemike

  • me:michael how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
  • michael:(stares, farts while staring)
  • me:IT TAKES........ TEN TICKLES........... TENTACLES................
  • michael:...i don't get it.
  • me:because octopi have tentacles. ten tickles. tentacles
  • michael:octopuses have eight tentacles
  • me:THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JOKe??
  • michael:it's a STUPID ASS JOKE
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ:michael you are literally a baby beluga
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ:in the deep blue sea
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ:im not AFUCKING BABY BELUGA
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ:IM A BELUGA MAN
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ:manly beluga in the deep blue sea
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ:swim so wild and you swim so free
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ:there are real kaijis outthere.
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ:just worse
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ:i want someone who is like kaiji except not a loser
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ:SO THEN
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ:NOT LIKE KAIJI AT ALL
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ:NEVER MIND
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ:YOU JUST SLY DIGGED YOUR OWN HUSBADN