kennemike

  • me: michael how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
  • michael: (stares, farts while staring)
  • me: IT TAKES........ TEN TICKLES........... TENTACLES................
  • michael: ...i don't get it.
  • me: because octopi have tentacles. ten tickles. tentacles
  • michael: octopuses have eight tentacles
  • me: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JOKe??
  • michael: it's a STUPID ASS JOKE
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ: michael you are literally a baby beluga
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ: in the deep blue sea
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ: im not AFUCKING BABY BELUGA
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ: IM A BELUGA MAN
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ: manly beluga in the deep blue sea
  • ็พŽๅฟƒ: swim so wild and you swim so free
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ: there are real kaijis outthere.
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ: just worse
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ: i want someone who is like kaiji except not a loser
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ: SO THEN
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ: NOT LIKE KAIJI AT ALL
  • ๅฎŸๅฟƒ: NEVER MIND
  • ้ทฒๅทฃ: YOU JUST SLY DIGGED YOUR OWN HUSBADN