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I’m ready for the inevitable Lifetime movie called Fyre Island where rich white kids do talking head interviews and they have Instagram models giving their testimony too but they do the voice changer and put them in a shadow and theres the dramatic reenactment following a guy named Chad fighting dogs and stuff and the token “I sold my kidney to come here and went bankrupt” character to solicit empathy for everyone

like, the funniest thing is that even if obviously the whole thing was a scam and horribly organized, it wasn’t hell. it wasn’t THAT bad, cheese sandwiches and tents. It’s like a basic camping trip. The funniest thing is seeing rich people who worship instagram models comparing this whole thing to the hunger games and to a refugee camp like go fuck yourselves dnbdbwak