I just thought.

My future kids night ask me, “Hey mom! What did you do for your 15th birthday?”

Should I tell Em I spent it on the Internet talking about receiveing a cupcake from 2p!arthur as well as exploding ovaries and Roleplaying gay men?

A wild bed has appeared! It seems to be calling out to me. “Lay on meeee!”
That seems to be the mating call of the individual bed.
The red outer layer seems to be the weakest in keeping warm yet the under coat would appear to be thickest of the three. The final undercoat is quite thin for those warm nights with mates.

The question is now.
Should I answer this call of mate-ship?