kelly help me

dxveyjacobs  asked:

yo yo wait when did the shoe tying thing happen in newsies live i cant believe i missed that what the hell

OH MY DUDE I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS IT WAS SO FAST BUT I SWEAR TO THE LORD IT HAPPENED DURING “CARRYING THE BANNER” (the “summer stinks and winter’s freezing” verse) CRUTCHIE KINDA NUDGED JACK AND GESTURED TO HIS FOOT AND RIGHT AWAY THEY SAT DOWN SIMULTANEOUSLY AND THEN JACK TIED HIS SHOE LIKE HE’D DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES AAAAAAND THEN BEFORE THEY GOT UP, HE GAVE THE TIP OF CRUTCHIE’S SHOE A LIL KISS AND THEN THEY JUST CARRIED ON THROUGHOUT THE SONG LIKE THEY HADN’T RUINED MY LIFE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE

  • Jack: For the last three years, I have served as the leader of the Newsies. This is our handbook.
  • [gives a folded piece of paper to Davey]
  • Davey [opening it]: There’s only “be a man” written.
  • Jack: I wrote the whole thing myself.
how to have a gay crisis in 4 easy steps

1. See a gifset about the Cell Block Tango

2. Think “he ran into my knife ten times” is totally something Quill would say

3. Imagine Quill/Katherine Kelly performing the Cell Block Tango in proper attire

4. Gay die, never to be resurrected bc it’s just Too Much

happy birthday boo♡
#LovelyBOODay #부승관_쇵일축하_허염쩌

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Favorite character meme: five episodes •  1.11 God Has Spoken

I’m meeting with the surgeon next week. They say they can get the whole procedure on the books soon after. And I got to get Boden involved. And the painkillers… I’m gonna go cold turkey. But if I feel like I’m gonna slip on a banana peel, the union has an employee assistance program for substance abuse. Dawson looked into it. I am so damn proud of you, Kelly.

OKAY SO UPDATE;; i redid my theme again and i also
revised my rules. if you don’t mind i’d love it if you read
them, because i added in some important things. also
i did want to say that i’m going to be active tomorrow, i
got caught up in playing my game and i had a headache
after coding so i took a cat nap.

ALSO LIKE THIS POST IF YOU WOULD LIKE A
STARTER/TO PLOT WITH ME/OR SEND A MEME/ASK
MY WAY, i promise that i don’t bite~! :3c

Halo 5 Headcannons

Originally posted by thehaloman

  • Exuberant became an honorary member of Osiris.
  • Buck did end up buying a bar when everyone returned home.
  • In fact it is co-owned by all of Fire Team Osiris.
  • Tanaka is a the bartender, Vale works security/bouncer, Buck likes to think he is a good DJ (he’s not), Locke is in charge of making sure nobody dies/ he manages the expenses, and Exuberant works as a greeter.
  • Buck and Vale totally got together at one point, they’re even planning on getting married, no is sure how the hell it happened. Some think Vale lost a bet, others think she’s going crazy.
  • After everything calmed down, Locke and Chief became bros. And by bros I mean sometimes they beat the crap out of each other in training. Kelly and Linda run the betting pool each week on who’s going to win. Currently it's’ 63:57 with Chief up.
  • Exuberant and Roland have become best friends and love to talk about anything and everything.
  • Buck once tried to hit on Linda. To say it didn’t go well is an understatement. Not only did Linda kick his ass, but so did Kelly.
  • And Vale.
  • And Tanaka.
  • And Locke just for good measure.
  • Chief and Locke aren’t the only sparring buddies, Fred and Tanaka also sometimes meet up to train together. A lot of the men ask Fred if he can help put in a good word for them, but Fred doesn’t have the heart to tell them Tanaka is already dating a cute girl from the science division.
  • Because of Locke’s mission on the Alpha Shard he has a low-key fear of worms, or anything that resembles a giant snake.
  • Kelly is team mom. Not even just for Blue Team, for everyone. If you work for UNSC, Kelly is now your mother. She even carries around first aid kits wherever she goes because her children are very reckless and always need help.
  • Since Linda is such a sharpshooter she likes to challenge random people at Buck’s bar to play darts against her. She has never lost.
  • Chief likes to read romantic novels in his spare time.
  • Every Friday night both Fireteam Osiris and Blue Team get together and select one person to create a meal of their own choice. The others are there to help when needed.

~Jaz

okay but someone fall in love with me or like at least come here and let me cuddle you because I need affection

Difficult Times

Fandom: Brettonio

Tv Show: Chicago PD / Chicago Fire

Crossover

AU

Rated: M

Words: 2377

Part: 1 of 2

Characters: Sylvie Brett  Antonio Dawson  Kelly Severide  Gabby Dawson

Genre: Romance, Drama


Part 1

She was standing her ground, she knew she was wrong but was not going to give in anyway. The sun had already settled a few hours ago but she just came home because work had taken longer than she had expected when she told her friend to go home to her kids and she’d take care of her stuff as well. She hadn’t noticed time flying by as she was deep in thoughts. The radio had been playing quietly in the background playing music. She had really lost track of time, when she heard the vibrating of her phone inside of her purse.

She picked it up without looking who was calling. “Where the hell are you?” Antonio’s with anger filled voice shot through the line. Sylvie was taken aback by his sudden outburst, so much, she almost dropped her mobile.

“Still at work.” She snapped back. “Come down will ya. I have a lot of work. I just lost track of time.”

“We said we have dinner together tonight. I cooked.”

“I am so sorry hon. I totally forgot.”

“Don’t Hon me Sylvie. You better make this up to me or…-” “Or WHAT?” Screaming into the phone, Sylvie stood up not carrying that her chair fell over at her sudden reaction.

The line went dead.

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