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  • <b> Random Civilian:</b> This is unbelievable- who do you think you are?! You can't just come in here and disre-
  • <b> Jason:</b> Fuck you! Come on, Dick. We're leaving! [Dramatic exit 1]
  • <b> Dick:</b> Yeah, fuck you! [Dramatic exit 2]
  • <b> Random Civilian:</b>
  • <b> Dick:</b> [Pops head back through door]
  • <b> Dick:</b> Just a quick- uh, sorry. He usually isn't like that- well, he is, but I'm not, I just... Sorry we shouted- actually I don't think Jason's sorry, but I am. Sorry. That I yelled. At you. Sir.
  • <b> Random Civilian:</b>
  • <b> Dick:</b>
  • <b> Dick:</b> Have a nice day.
  • <b> Dick:</b> [Pops back behind door]
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Bruce Wayne? Trans, Dick Grayson? Trans, Jason Todd? Trans, Tim Drake? Trans, Cassandra Cain? Trans, Damian Wayne? Trans, Duke Thomas? Trans, Alfred?? The original trans icon, Betty Kane/Bette Kane? Trans, Kathy Kane/Kate Kane? Trans, Barbara Gordon? Trans, Stephanie Brown? Trans, Harper Row? Trans, Claire Clover? Trans, Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne? Trans, Carrie Kelly? Trans, Luke Fox? Trans, Tiffany Fox? Trans, Nell Little? Trans, Terry McGinnis? Trans, Nissa? Trans, Selina? Talia? Vicky? All trans

anonymous asked:

Do you think you could educate me on the batfam?

My dude, that’s a weighted question, but absolutely I will try! Thank you for trusting me with such a task!
So, this got really long (sorry!) but I wrote some shortish descriptions of each character, mostly basic facts/traits with some fandom interpretations sprinkled in because that’s important to understanding the character if you a) want to get involved in the fandom or b) just want to understand how people see the character. I hope this helps you!

Your Basic Batboys
Bruce Wayne/Batman: The father of it all. Billionaire. Emotionally traumatized by the murder of his parents when he was 8 and copes by dressing as a bat beating up criminals (no killing rule #1!! and no guns). Usually has a flashy, playboy public persona. Serial adopter, but a distant father. Tries his best. Fandom portrayal is varied, but Batdad being an unconventional yet surprisingly sweet parent is relatively common trope (and a personal favorite)

Alfred Pennyworth: The Wayne’s butler who raised Bruce after his parents die and puts up with all his vigilante shit. Not much is written about his background. Has medical training and seemingly combat training. He’s old but how old?? How does he have all these skills?? No one knows. Everyone respects him, and he’s the true boss. Canon king of sass.

Dick Grayson/Robin/Nightwing: Acrobat. Parents died in a trapeze act that was rigged by Tony Zucco, and Bruce saw himself in him and adopted him and trained him as Robin, eventually helping him to get the justice for his parents killer Bruce himself never had. Member and leader of the Teen Titans. Moved out to Blüdhaven and became Nightwing (who fights with enscrima). 80s Nightwing costume was a mistake. Was a cop, and a secret agent, and also faked his own death once. Canon flirt to the max. Usually super nice, a good leader, everyone likes and respects him. Basically another parent to Damian.

Jason Todd/Robin/Red Hood: Street urchin, canonically stole the tires off the batmobile and called Batman a big boob. Rebellion Angsty Teen™. There was a whole thing where he was looking for him mother, got captured, and got beaten then blown up by the Joker. Got revived and became Red Hood. He and Bruce have lots of issues, some of them over Jason’s use of guns and breaking the no killing rule. Morally gray character. Red Hood costume where the hood had a face was a HUGE mistake. His black hair with a white streak in the middle was not.

Tim Drake/Robin/Red Robin: Stalked Batman and Robin, figured out their identities, and saw that Bruce was too emotionally unstable without a Robin after Jason’s death so he inserted himself as the new Robin. His parents are rich and fairly emotionally distant, and in most stories they die (read Identity Crisis for the tragic death of Jack Drake). Undoubtedly an excellent detective, rivals Batman in intelligence. Fights with a bo staff. Very depressed. Everyone thinks he’s dead but he’s not.

Damian Wayne/Robin: Biological son of Bruce and Talia al Ghul. Raised by the league of assasins and very smart and skilled in hand-to-hand combat and weapons. Maybe 10, grumpy, doesn’t like to admit he needs help or liked people but actually adopts a lot of pets (including Goliath, a giant man bat demon thing). Actually died and came back. Calls Bruce “Father,” most of the fam by their last names, and makes a “tt” sound a lot when he’s exasperated.

Duke Thomas/Lark/Robin: New addition to the fam. Smart guy, first met Bruce after working on Riddler’s challenge to the city. Joker fucked with his parents, and then a lot of stuff went down in foster care and We Are Robin, but long story short he came out and became Lark. Skilled in combat. Just a super heroic and resilient dude (who hopefully will be in more upcoming media).

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