A very manipulative and cruel tyrant and bully who leads the Heathers clique and her school with an iron first, and enjoys being cruel to her own best friends. Worshipped at Westerburg High and is a mythic bitch
A more passive member that’s slowly boiling over with rage. She is the head of the yearbook committee and is rather bookish. Other than that, she has no discernible personality.
Head cheerleader who pretends to enjoy picking on other students so she doesn’t become the victim of the other Heathers’ cruelty. Clinically depressed but smiles and laughs and for the most part doesn’t let people see how she really feels.
Smart and beautiful. She showed an important, almost survivalist capacity to be mean when she wanted to be. Not afraid to speak her mind, but at the same time just wants to be liked by both popular and unpopular people.
The typical bad boy on the surface: wears dark clothes, quotes poetry, is brooding, and conventionally attractive. However he’s constantly struggling with inner turmoil following his mother’s suicide. Doesn’t like making connections and thinks of himself as some great philosopher despite him actually trying too hard and just grasping at straws with his comparisons
Too trusting for her own good and is often screwed over because of it. She is a hopeless romantic and has been pining over the same guy since kindergarten. Pursues romantic endeavors with courage despite being the victim of bullying and being clinically depressed.
Often written off as just being a huge dick but is sort of doing what he was told he should do as a jock, beating up people and not really knowing why. He cries himself to sleep because a lot of the feelings he’s going through. Is the linebacker of the football team and is questioning his sexuality but insists to himself that he’s straight and pushes his ideas of “heterosexual masculinity” as his personality.
The smartest guy on the football team and is secretly super good at trigonometry and chemistry. He’s the quarterback of the football team and is also highly questioning his sexuality and to be as straight as possible, he mimics the patterns of Ram (talking about his balls, drinking, partying, etc) not even knowing that Ram is mimiking Kurt’s “heterosexual behavior” basically both of them think the other is as straight as they come and does their best to be exactly like the other.
And maybe you and I will fall in time eventually. Maybe we’ll both die trying, but I can’t bring myself to leave cause I’ve looked - and I ain’t seen nothing like you, the way you light up every room tonight, so easily.
i wanna give kelly wolstenholme an award because goddamn she’s like superwoman. her talented af husband gets to tour the world in one of the biggest bands ever & she has to look after their half a football team.