keller girls

  • Cheryl: God Veronica! You're such a bitch.
  • Veronica: No hablo inglés.
  • Cheryl: TU ES UN BITCHO!
  • Veronica:
  • Veronica: *starts laughing*
  • Betty: I'm like 99% sure that's not even Spanish.

Queerbating is nothing new, most recently was Girl Meets World, but that was only one couple. Riverdale has successfully done queer bating with the entire main cast and it’s not just a one off either.

You could argue that all shows do this, but not to this extent. This is insane. 

Just friends don’t treat each other like that. Period. Unless you are so fucking comfortable with your sexuality which is an excuse that I’m pretty done with. 

Queer bating needs to stop. And having a flamboyant gay boy on the show doesn’t get you off the hook. Just cause there is a queer character doesn’t mean Jarchie and Beronica can be swept under a rug. That’s not how it works

  • *in the locker room*
  • Reggie: So then he was all like, "Give me a lap!" And I was all like, "Hey coach, why don't you give me a lap?" And he was all like, "You know what Mantle? I respect you."
  • Jocks: *all laugh*
  • Archie and Jughead: *look at each other like they're in The Office*
  • Reggie: Moose said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.
  • Kevin: What?
  • Moose: One time.
  • Kevin: What?!
  • Moose: I thought about dark hair and your face just appeared beneath it, okay? By the way, like I'm the only one. Archie told me it happened to him, like, a bunch of times.
  • Archie: Reggie, you told me the first week that Kevin came here, you had a sex dream about Kevin, and he had raccoon hands.
  • Reggie: Dreams do not count.
  • Kevin: You've all thought about me while self-completing?!