I asked for prompts and the discord chat demanded pineapple pizza; why I’m still friends with these people I have no idea.
“You ordered what?”
Shiro glanced from Keith, down to the open pizza box, and
then back. The white shock of hair
flopped kind of adorably into his eyes, wide with confusion and concern, but
all susceptibility Keith usually had to adorable Shiro had been completely
masked by horror.
“I got… pizza. You
know. For our game night.” Shiro blinked slowly, trying for an uncertain
“That… that is not pizza.”
Keith let his notebook slide to the table as he peered closer. To his dismay, the damage had been done to
the entire thing, not a safe speck in sight.
“What? Of course it—“
“Keith? Is something
Both Keith and Shiro turned at the lilting, accented voice,
and Allura froze at the pained expression on Keith’s face. “Oh, my.
It can’t be good.”
“Pineapple,” Keith managed to whimper, stepping aside so
Allura could see.
“It’s not just pineapple!”
Shiro protested as Allura’s face fell. “There’s
ham, too, and…”
He trailed off as Allura’s expression rearranged into
something approximating Keith’s.
“How are you dating someone with such terrible taste?” she
finally asked, voice flat, as Shiro made a yelping noise of dismay.
“Not sure I will be, after tonight,” Keith grumbled, wrinkling
Keith made a face, but the distress on Shiro’s voice could
break even the sturdiest of men. With a
sigh, he walked over, standing on his toes to press a kiss to the side of his
“Allura is still going to kill you.”
Shiro turned away from trying to nuzzle Keith’s nose to
watch Allura, some of the alarm returning.
She didn’t even look up from her phone as she deadpanned, “Yes, yes I
Shiro lowered his voice to a whisper, tone a little fearful. “What’s she doing with that?”
“Probably finding a loophole in the rules to get you killed more
easily,” Keith muttered. “Don’t piss off
the Dungeon Master.”
“That’s Dungeon Queen
to you,” she shot back, and Keith made a face.
“I am texting Hunk. If nothing else, he’ll be able to salvage
With an expression that resembled nothing else more than a
sulk, Shiro closed the pizza box and brought it over to the table. “Fine.
More for me, then.”
“I’m not kissing you if you eat that!” Keith called
Shiro wanted something big and Keith did not disappoint. Keith gave him the biggest sunflower he could find and Shiro died laughing. How can he possibly love this guy even more? So pure, too good for this world. ಥ_ಥ Redbubble