keith spencer

mom's reaction to the bmp princes

me: ok so here are the princes. tell me what u think of them

mom: u need to stop bothering me with your questions.

mom: this is the third time I’m suspicious of u.

me: why?

mom: hes sneaky

mom: wipe that shitty grin off his face for me.

me: u don’t like him do u?

mom: no.

mom: he needs to brush his hair

mom: but its better than urs

me: thanks mammy

mom: he reminds me of that gay collage kid u know.

me: but hes black

mom: idc

me: ok

mom: hes a flower boy

mom: weak

me: so mean

mom: hes the weak one

mom: so girly

me: ur so harsh on him

mom: he looks like one of those kpop stars

mom: I feel like I can break him easily

mom: hes like casanova

mom: he looks loyal

mom: i like his hair

mom: kinda dorky

mom: tough boy here

mom: he looks like that boy u use to like

me: u will never mention him again.

mom: oh wow

mom: wow

mom: wow

mom: so good

me: u ok

mom: wow

mom: are u smitten?

mom: hes the beast

mom: hes my fav

mom: can i have him

 mom: works bc i’m not married

me: I swear in that moment we were all my mom

mom: wtf does that mean

me: this man, hes my favorite

mom: shut up I’m talking

me: ok

mom: he seems pissed off

mom: his hair is like a lion fur

me: mane?

mom: yea whatever

mom: hes ok

mom: weak but clever

mom: he looks like one of those secretive abusive husbands

me: wow ok

mom: he can be nice but hes cold

mom: he looks like a cat

me: he hates cats

mom: all abusive husbands do

me: o_o

*there was an awkward silence to this*

someone: oh I love this thing! how much do you like it??

me sweating and internally screaming thinking about my utter obsession with it: ahaha why don’t you tell me first???

My Reactions To The BMP Characters

Since you guys seemed to really like the SLBP reaction post I made, I decided to make another one. xD

Wilfred

Before: Ehhh he’s kinda basic and his eyes are creep-

OH


WAIT WHY IS HE


HE’S EATING THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES THIS EARLY WHAT


okay he got cockblocked thank god


After: *Bought all of his routes in the non PARTY version and is disappointed when he doesn’t frickle frackle with the MC two seconds into an episode*

How


How did this happen

Keith

Before: He’s too much tsun not enough dere me no likey

After: I love you but when you sing it sounds like satan screeching stop

Roberto

Before: His pickup lines make my eyes roll back into my head speaking of eyes his are fREAKING HUGE but he’s my wingman so it’s coo


After: YOU POOR THING I’LL BE YOUR MOMMY FROM NOW ON

if you’ll be my daddy

Joshua

Before: WELL WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A LIL BITCH


After: YOU ARE SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU LOVE RICE BALLS MORE THAN ME BUT IDGAF


Glenn


Before: omfg he has a little brother and his eyes are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen omggg I’m dead already


After: hE’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, HAS A LITTLE BROTHER, AND IS AN AWKWARD TURTLE LIKE ME IT’S A THREE WAY COMBO I’M SHOOK

Edward


Before: You’re so niceee tho, I like the assholes I like your hair boner tho

After: YOU ARE TOO INTENSE FOR MY SOUL MAN OPRAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON YOU 


Claude


Before: I hate you I hate you I hATE YOU KILL THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BITCH WITH FIRE


After: 


You 


You weren’t supposed to be nice


You were supposed to be a dick


How did I end up liking you


You pullin some voodoo shit on my ass I swear


Does your prince/gay lover know that you are playing around with black magic sir


Alberto


Before:  You look like every male teacher I have ever had TEACH YOUR PRINCE/SON/DOGE BETTER PICKUP LINES MISTER HE HAS NO GAME

After: Your relationship with Robbie is 10/10 me and my mom except her tracking device is way better get on her level Al


Luke

Before: Stop sucking up to your douchey prince and love me like I love your fabulous hair


After: YOU’RE SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGET I WANT  TO SAVE YOU FROM THE ABUSE KEITH IS GIVING YOU #PRAYFORLUKE


Jan


Before: I think you’re the first butler I’ve seen who isn’t screaming, blushing, or being a bitch YES I’M STARING AT YOU CLAUDE FUCK YOU CLAUDE


After: Okay okay but how do I know if he’s being friendly or lowkey wants to pin me down on the table and sit on my face I’m good either way js


Yu


Before: YES A LOVE TRIANGLE FIGHT OVER ME BOYS AND SUFFER


After: I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN BUT STOP TRYNA TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY BB GLENN HE IS MY HUSBAND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE CHIPOTLE BOWLS INSTEAD OF A WEDDING CAKE


Louis


Before: Eh he’s kind of boring and he, Claude, and Yu seem to be long lost triplets


After: HOW AR EYOU SO PRECIOUS LOOKING AT YOU JUST CLEANSES MY SOUL WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS REINCARNATED WHY ARE YOU NOT JESUS YOU’RE SO PURE I CAN’T


Zain


Before: ZAYN MALIK WHO oh wow ur hot

After: oh wow ur hot and you have mommy issues








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Signs As My Favorite Ships
  • Aries: Ryden
  • Taurus: Mclennon
  • Gemini: Jamie Hewlett/Damon Albarn
  • Cancer: Gabilliam
  • Leo: Ryan Ross/William Beckett
  • Virgo: The Glimmer Twins
  • Libra: Gallaghercest
  • Scorpio: George Harrison/Patti Boyd
  • Sagittarius: Gramon
  • Capricorn: Joncer
  • Aquarius: Brian Jones/Charlie Watts
  • Pisces: Mick Jagger/David Bowie
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Be my Princess x Be my Princess 2  ¦ ★ insp.
↳ For the lovely ohimebento, because I casually saw Oliver, Joshua, Ivan, Kuon and Wilfred in your bias list  ♪~(´ε` )

BMP 1 & 2 Princes In GIFs

(I literally tried this 3 times before and the stupid page had to reload)

Wilfred Spencer:

Originally posted by gayonabudget

Roberto Button:

Originally posted by jessestar10

Keith Alford:

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

Glenn Casiraghi:

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Joshua Lieben:

Originally posted by wonderlandgirlforever

Edward Levaincois:

Originally posted by tollywoodprema

Hayden Spencer:

Originally posted by jenniferwalters1509

Oliver Button:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Kuon Casiraghi:

Originally posted by lux-kin

Sieg Lieben:

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Ivan Chernenkov:

Originally posted by mtv

Aslan Mafdir:

Originally posted by comedycentral

Maximilian Levaincois:

Originally posted by popcornpeachy

Kevin Alford:

Originally posted by willahk