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  • ARCHIE: [about Veronica] So she told me, "How fucking dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you, Archie. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay, you dumb, evil little fucking troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're digusting."
  • ARCHIE: All I did was wake her up.

i know i’m in the minority on this site, but i’m actually happy about the disney remakes

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Fic: Finding the Words

8k words, G rated

Scorpius is being weird – more weird than normal, that is. He’s spending longer than ever in the library, he hasn’t spoken to Albus in weeks, and he keeps forgetting to do his homework. Albus is determined to find out what’s wrong with him and help. That’s just what you have to do when your best friend is upset. 

Thanks to @abradystrix for being a stellar human being and beta, and thanks to @the-eighth-story for nudging me to add the last scene. <3 

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the birds sing a song,
a king and queen reunited
a kingdom rising from the ashes
and although it seems to be a song
of joy and merry

it always ends poorly
the terrible threat in the distance
closer closer and even closer
the horses of war trampling the land
the king and queen cornered
trapped like wolves in a forest fire
they will kill a thousand, the song says
but they will not win this war

the king has waged too many wars
and his enemies now united demand
he kneel and weep as they once did
pick one soul to save — the queen or the princess?

he will kneel and plea for his daughter’s life
and the princess will be freed, safe and forever running
as her father’s head falls quickly, a mercy
but the song is not over yet,
the queen will unleash hell on a thousand men
and it will take two thousand more to end her wrath

she was always more wolf than woman, sing the birds
when comes the day their daughter grows into her claws
peace will follow, warn the birds as they await the end of the story
peace will follow a trail of blood

a tale of morrowlinn d.

I live for smol Damian okay.

I want him to have like a huge growth spurt at 14 that puts him at an inch shorter than Dick and then he just stops and spends the next six years going–

“Just wait until my next growth spurt.”

And it never comes. He would be pressed as hell.

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My hands slipped. Pair that Selene with a Dirthamen @selenelavellan

listen ok my first line of thought was “how many tries did it take for this nerd to actually achieve the precise placement of that exit. how many times did this idiot pilot a flight vehicle directly into a wall” but nOOO

THE LIL SHIT JUST MADE THE MAIN BODY OF THE EXIT THE SAME WIDTH AS THE WINGSPAN, IT’S ALL JUST FOR LOOKS GOD DAMN IT JACK