i’m jessica and i have the best smile ever. and i have amazing hair. and i’m gorgeous. also, i love my wife, because she’s awesome. i love jessica capshaw and i have wonderful anons who always say that i look like her even though i don’t think i do. i’m great. i’m wonderful. i’m flawless. and i’ve only ever been to the beach once in my life, but it’s fine because my wife is going to take me when we meet. yeah.