A bunch of people answered that they would want a Hogwarts AU, which got me thinking about which houses everyone would be in.
Gryffindor: Series Napoleon Solo Series April Dancer Series Mark Slate
Movie Gaby Teller
Ravenclaw: Series Illya Kuryakin
Hufflepuff: Movie Illya Kuryakin
Slytherin: Movie Napoleon Solo Series Alexander Waverly Movie Alexander Waverly
Although I have this vision of Movie Napoleon Solo being sorted into Hufflepuff and hating it, because he feels he should be Slytherin, but he’s too loyal to his friends. (Pretty much as soon as he and Illya got past their prickliness, he was willing to save him, try to set him up with Gaby, and betray his country for him.) Imagine a story where he and Illya end up in Hufflepuff and are all upset because Napoleon wants to be Slytherin and Illya wants to be Gryffindor. So they fight each other as though they were sorted into those houses, but whenever they face off against other people, they have each other’s backs 100%, because they actually are Hufflepuffs.
But I’m not married to this sorting. Where would you guys put everyone?
When we care about people, we will believe the most far-fetched fantasies to help us deal with our actions, their actions and the conversations we missed out on. Our intuition then becomes compromised.