keep your hair

if ya ever wanted to impersonate me just keep touching your hair and start looking at bags of gummy worms as though they’re religious experiences (they are)

anonymous asked:

Dear future me

Dear Future Me,

If you’re going to do it, do it. Don’t look back and don’t hesitate. Your dreams will walk away if you only put one foot in the stirrup.

Live for you, and no one else. Learn from now and be stronger. Make yourself believe every minute that you are beautiful, and worth it. 

If you don’t want to pick up the phone, don’t. If they’re not good for you, leave them behind. If you’d choose him over a horse, he needs to go. 

Please keep your tattoos, hair dye, and piercings tasteful and think about them carefully before you commit to it. That said, if you want it, go for it. And fuck anybody who says you shouldn’t.

Chocolate wedding cake. (Or, you know, not getting married is fine too)

Don’t be stupid with your money, please. I want to read this someday and not bang my head on the table at my stupidity. 

If you get it in your head that you want children, don’t operate machinery until the hallucinations pass. You could pull off adopting a teenager or fostering, I think, but good god, don’t ever have a kid. You hate small children, you know that. 

Please, for the love of god, quit procrastinating, preferably before college? 

Travel.

If you can hear people complaining about the music genre, it’s not loud enough.

You can do more than you think you can. 

Hang on for the ride and make it a good one.

~Liz

yes, i can stick magnets on my arm.

but i only do it for a good cause. the letters are magnetic. repainting the arm is too much work

steve decided he wanted to draw this because the last time i did something like this there wasn’t anything to prove it had happened. (last time i painted ‘die nazi scum’ on the side of a tank which id stolen from the nazis. the 40s were a wild time my friends)

(This is for sale on redbubble, both with and without the text and red circle. A black background version is under the cut, just because it looks cool.)

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Random hoe tips
  • Avoid caffeine before bed. 
  • Try to go to sleep around the same time every night. 
  • Avoid using electronic devices before bed. 
  • When choosing an outfit, stick to solid colors like black, olive, khaki, white, gray, nude, etc. They’ll go with anything. 
  • Drink!!! Your!!! Water!!! 
  • Using a toner for oily skin helps a lot. 
  • Find a moisturizer that doesn’t make your skin oily throughout the day. 
  • Exfoliate once or twice a week. 
  • Use castor oil or Vaseline to moisturize your eyelashes because they do need to be conditioned, just like your hair. 
  • If you don’t have time to wax, shaving with Neosporin leaves your kitty stubble-free. 
  • Kat Von D lipstick is blowjob proof. 
  • Estee Lauder’s Double-Wear foundation is smear-proof. 
  • Fantasia Smoothing Serum keeps your hair from flattening and tangling during sexy time. 
  • Switch to men’s deodorant and razors. You’ll see why. 
  • Use tea tree oil to moisturize where you usually shave. 
  • Shaving with baby oil also gives a stubble-free, smooth shave. 
  • Pat a bit of foundation on your lips before applying lipstick to make it last longer when making out and giving blowjobs. 
  • Matte finish foundations stick to your skin better and don’t rub off. 
  • Cranberries will make your kitty’s scent a little sweeter. 
  • Use coconut oil and Vaseline on your thighs nightly to eliminate stretch marks. 
  • Put garlic on your nail beds and coconut oil on your cuticles for longer nails. 
  • If you have marks from ingrown hairs on your kitty, rub on aloe vera for the itching and coconut oil to fade the marks. 
  • Threading your eyebrows lasts longer than waxing them. 
  • If you know you’re doing the dirty, don’t wear cotton panties because they can trap lint in the crevices of your thighs. 
  • When brushing your teeth, brush your tongue too to eliminate bad breath. 
  • Use a pumice stone to get dead skin cells off your feet and focus on your heels. 
  • Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps incredibly with deepthroating. 
  • Lemon juice and baking soda removes cum stains. 
  • Yoni oil makes your kitty extremely soft. 
  • Peeing after sex decreases your risk of UTIs and STDs. 
  • Change the condom if you’re going from anal to vaginal sex so you’re more protected against bacteria. 
  • Applying a homemade body and face scrub made of brown sugar and honey can work wonders. 
  • For dry or peeling lips, use water and a toothbrush to exfoliate them. 
  • Floss daily. 
  • Olive oil repairs nails broken from acrylics. 
  • Add moisturizer to a foundation that’s a little too dark for you to lighten it up. 
  • Even if you’re on birth control, wearing condoms can help prevent against STDs. 
  • Don’t let your number of partners affect you; to each their own. 
  • Don’t use soap in, near, or around your kitty. 
  • Coffee and salty foods will make your kitty taste bitter, so stick to water, tea, or juice. 
  • Don’t constantly use bath bombs or take bubble baths as they can give your kitty an infection. Keep it to a minimum. 
  • Never spray perfume in or on your kitty. This is a no-brainer. 
  • Don’t lie to your doctors about being sexually active. 

Queen Yuri Plisetsky aka Yurio aka Yura 😘👑
//may your hair keep growing longer and longer because Beka and I like that a lot 🙏💙//

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

  • “your feet are cold.”
  • “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
  • “you’re hogging the blankets!”
  • “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
  • “is that your hand on my leg?”
  • “scoot over.”
  • “can we watch something else? this is scary.” 
  • “are you shivering?” 
  • “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
  • “did you eat all the popcorn?”
  • “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
  • “are you even wearing pants??”
  • “stop kicking me!”
  • “you’re a good pillow.”
  • “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
  • “do i look like a pillow to you?”
  • “i’m cold.”
  • “why can’t you ever just lay still?”

when you accidentally write a tragedy instead of a sin

Percy’s got a pro hair stylist to do his hair for date night this week.
He will be the best big brother.

I’m dedicating this to all the people who have been having a rough time recently. I hope it makes your week a little better or at least makes you giggle. I want to put a big shout out to @percyyoulittleshit because she really made me smile the other day and I want to try and return the smile :) and to @solbabydraws because her percabeth art and kid sister art gives me life. You guys inspire me so much 💙
Keep being awesome and stay safe everyone.

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The one week countdown begins for when I leave for Helsinki for the 2017 World Championships. Lots to do to prepare and to pack.

I’ve had a couple of magazine scans I never got around to posting so I’ll post them gradually in the next couple of days. Luckily these scans were mostly from GPF and NHK Trophy so Yuzuru’s hair isn’t so long (I’m hoping he trimmed his hair by now, it was too long at 4CC).

i laughed so much at these three asks being one after the other BUT IM SO GLAD WE ALL AGREE THAT GUAN SHAN’S HAIR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

i love how it looks all slicked back like that, it really gives him a more mature and confident look, but im also so happy that he still has his undercut!!!! i know some people would like to see him with longer hair, but i feel like the undercut is such a characteristic part of his design that i would have been really sad to see it gone, but thankfully it’s still there!!

on another note, all i can imagine right now is he tian helping guan shan styling his hair by running his own fingers through it, but somehow it always ends up with he tian tagging at it slightly to raise guan shan’s head so he can kiss him, and by the time they pull back from each other guan shan’s hair has become a mess all over again