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Incorrect Reylo Quotes: 2000+ follower milestone!

It’s been almost 9 months, and 340 posts. Thank you so, so much to the incredible Reylo fandom and family. Mod Briar ( @thewayofthetrashcompactor) and I have had a blast creating funny and poignant incorrect quotations, as well as reading and sharing your submissions. A huge thank you to every single one of you who’s liked, reblogged, and/or submitted an incorrect Reylo quote! We are so grateful to you all.

And always remember:

With all my heart,

Mod Alexandra ( @politicalmamaduck)

ASL + Law Babysitting

Ace

  • Panics
  • Keeps putting the baby back inside the crib
  • Carries them everywhere because he doesn’t want to take his eyes off them just in case
  • Will not let them touch anything except for one stuffed animal
  • Tries his best to calm their crying
  • Sighs in relief when they finally sleep

Sabo

  • Cuddles all the time
  • Sometimes the babies cry from too much cuddling
  • Somehow they like having him around and don’t cry as much when he’s there
  • Lets them wander around but still keeps a watchful eye on them
  • Gentle touches
  • Tickles and peek-a-boos and sometimes just rubs their bellies
  • Kisses them when they’re asleep because he thinks they’re cute af

Luffy

  • Laughs because he thinks babies are funny
  • He lets them pull his cheeks
  • Shows them the insects he picked earlier
  • Takes them on a walk when he feels like the baby’s bored or rather it’s him who’s bored
  • He loves giving them rattles because they laugh when he shakes the rattle and he likes it when they laugh
  • Pokes their cheeks when they’re asleep

Law

  • He’d rather not
  • Babies cry when they see him
  • He keeps them inside the crib while keeping an eye on them from a nearby chair
  • Gives them a pacifier when they start crying
  • They like Bepo better than him (probably because Bepo looks like a giant stuffed bear)
  • Considers it a job done when they’re asleep

For those unaware, Gimp is a free editing program that’s a great alternative to Photoshop for those who don’t have the money to purchase it, or for those who can’t or don’t want to download it illegally. Though it doesn’t have quite as many bells and whistles as its counterpart, it can still be used to create awesome stuff! As a Gimp user myself, I thought it might be helpful to share some of my favorite resources. Nothing here is mine, so be sure to like the original posts if you find them helpful!

Downloading Gimp

  • Official Site (dozens of easy to download versions available)
  • Lehmann Build (Mac only, extra plugins, also available on official site, my personal favorite)
  • Nightly Builds (Windows only, also available on official site)
  • How to Download Gimp

Downloading Extra Stuff

  • Brushes (Windows Only)
  • Fonts
  • Fonts (Windows Only)
  • Fonts Without Download Button (Windows Only)
  • Gradients
  • How to Install Gradients
  • Installing Plugins (Windows Only)
  • Opening Textures
  • Plug-ins
  • Scripts

Scripts

  • Animstack
  • How to Download Animstack
  • GAP (Windows Only)
  • Ghost Script
  • G’MIC

Coloring Tutorials

  • Basic Filters
  • Black and White
  • Brightening
  • Changing Hair Color
  • Color Meme
  • Color Splash
  • Color Vibrance
  • Coloring Pictures
  • Colorize Black and White Photos
  • Colorize, Brightness Contrast, and Threshold
  • Darken Gradient
  • Different Gradients
  • Faux Gradient
  • Faux Topaz Clean
  • Faux Topaz Denoise
  • Gradient
  • How to Use Gradients
  • Hue Saturation
  • Isolated Coloring
  • Levels
  • List of Gradients
  • Making Dull Edits
  • Pastel Coloring
  • Using PSDs
  • Value Invert
  • Vibrant Coloring
  • Vintage Coloring

Editing Tutorials

  • 3D
  • 3D with a Colored Image
  • Adding Texture to Picspams
  • Banners
  • Black Background
  • Black Demon Eyes
  • Blank Face
  • Blending Pictures Together
  • Blonde to Red Hair
  • Blurred Background
  • Bordered Photosets
  • Borders on Photos
  • Box and Camera Textures
  • Change Clothing Color
  • Changing Eye Color
  • Changing Texture
  • Channel Mixer
  • Collages
  • Color and Texture Background
  • Color Fill
  • Complicated Templates
  • Cutting Out Images
  • Dip Dyed Hair
  • Dotted Borders
  • Dotted Outline
  • Double Borders
  • Drop Shadow
  • Elf Ears
  • Extending the Top of an Image
  • Facebook Timeline Cover
  • Fade-in Transition
  • Fansite Header
  • Flawless Skin
  • Flower Crowns
  • Half Photo
  • Halftone
  • Icons
  • Icons w/ Gradient Backgrounds
  • Layer Masks
  • Light Leak
  • Logo Design
  • Makeup
  • Making Icons
  • Manip (2)
  • Minimalist Poster
  • Minimalist Tutorial
  • Movie Posters (more detailed)
  • Noise
  • Outline
  • Outline Cutout Images
  • Paint Splatter
  • Pattern and Light Textures
  • Picspam
  • Picture in Text
  • Polaroid
  • Red Eye Removal
  • Red Lips
  • Removing Watermarks
  • Round Corners
  • Round Icons
  • Scratch Paper
  • Semi-Transparent
  • Simple Edit
  • Smudge Tool
  • Soft Glow
  • Space Between Picture
  • Spaced Pictures
  • Split Portrait
  • Speech Bubble
  • Stroke on an Image
  • Targaryen Effect
  • Tattoos and Piercings 
  • Templates
  • Texture (2)
  • Texture on Clothing
  • Transparent Backgrounds
  • Transparent Border
  • Transparent Circle
  • Tumblr Header
  • Twitter Side Background
  • Unsaturated Blur
  • Using Cage Transform
  • Using Paths
  • Using Textures
  • Using Wavelet Denoise
  • Using Wavelet Sharpen
  • VHC Effect

GIF Tutorials

  • 3D Motion
  • 3D White Line Effect
  • Adding Gradient
  • Adding Text
  • Adding Texture
  • Badges
  • Banner
  • Better Looking GIFs
  • Black and White to Color (Slowly Fading)
  • Black Background
  • Blank Page
  • Blending Two GIFs Into One
  • Border Inside GIF
  • Circle GIF
  • Color Hue
  • Comic Book GIFs
  • Click and Drag Game
  • Color Bomb
  • Color Burn
  • Coloring
  • Coloring with Brightness and Contrast
  • Coloring with Curves
  • Color to Black and White
  • Complicated Templates
  • Crackship
  • Doodle GIFs
  • Extending the Top of a GIF
  • Fade Transition
  • GIFs (detailed)
  • GIF in Objects
  • GIF in Templates
  • GIF in Text
  • GIF Inside a Silhouette 
  • How to Add GIFs to Pictures
  • How to Add XCFs to GIFs
  • How to GIF on Gimp
  • How to Make a Gif (HQ)
  • How to Sharpen a GIF
  • Isolated Color
  • Makeup
  • Making One Part of a GIF Move
  • Motion Blur
  • Motion Blue Transition
  • Moving Outline
  • Picspam
  • Sharpening
  • Sharpening and Coloring (GAP)
  • Text on Certain Part of GIFs
  • Texture Brush GIF
  • Two Gifs in One Frame
  • Using Templates

Graphic Tutorials

  • 3D Motion
  • Black and White Picspam with Text
  • Cloud Graphic
  • Color Palette
  • Cutout Pattern Tutorial
  • Cutout With Texture and Speech Bubble Effect
  • Diamond Graphic
  • Double Exposure
  • Eye Cutouts
  • Futuristic Animation
  • Futuristic Motion Blur with Texture
  • iPod Gif
  • Magazine
  • Paint Splatter With Cutout
  • Paper Texture Gradient
  • Speech Bubble
  • Subtle 3D
  • Template Graphic
  • Typography Graphic
  • Hydra Mainframe Animation
  • Undersaturated Brushstroke
  • Vintage Decorative Box
  • Vintage Handwritten

Text Tutorials

  • Color Burn Text
  • Curve Text
  • Dotted Outline
  • Drop Shadow
  • Gradient
  • Keep Calm and Carry On
  • Landscape Text
  • Motion Blur
  • Outer Glow
  • Quotes
  • Shadows
  • Simple Boxed Name
  • Text Animation
  • Text as Face
  • Text in Box
  • Text Stroke
  • Translucent Text
  • Typing Effect
  • Typography
  • Using Fonts
  • Watercolor Minimalist
  • Watercolor Minimalist 2

XCFs (Basically Gimp’s Version of  PSDs)

Basics

  • Applying XCFs
  • How to Use XCF
  • Making XCFs
  • Using XCFs

XCFs

  • Black and White w/ Red Gradient
  • Blue w/ Texture
  • Bright/White
  • Contrast
  • Death Note
  • Disney
  • Disney Pastel
  • Doctor Who 709
  • fy-gimp XCFs
  • Gimp XCF #1 (asseylum-hime)
  • Gimp XCF #2 (asseylum-hime)
  • Green
  • Jasonika
  • Miley Cyrus Vintage
  • Monochrome
  • Pastel
  • Photoshoot
  • Primadonna
  • Rose Tyler
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Teen Wolf
  • The Hobbit/Yellow or Orange
  • The Vampire Diaries
  • Vintage
  • White

Other

  • fy-gimp Curves
  • Digital Painting
  • Grid Background
  • Layer Modes
  • Lineart
  • Rule of Thirds
  • Shortcuts
  • Teen Wolf Curve
HTTYD Fans, and NON HTTYD fans.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “OMG!”
HTTYD FANS: say “OH MY GODS!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won’t go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “shut up or I’ll tell on you!”

HTTYD FANS: say “shut up or I’ll get my dragon to sit on you!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren’t themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell “HELP ME SOMEBODY!”
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell “NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say “Oh my Gosh”
HTTYD FANS: say “Oh my Thor”

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say “Today is just not my day.”
HTTYD FANS: will say “The Gods Hate Me!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell “NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say “eh, it’s just a piece of plastic”
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream “Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle’s egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, “You’ve got to stop all…this.”

NORMAL PEOPLE: “Astrid? Don’t you mean ‘asteroid’?”
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* “Astrid…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, “we ain’t gonna live!”
HTTYD FANS: “chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on’
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3’

NORMAL PEOPLE: won’t really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning’ - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you’re dead’ - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will reblog this before the Red Death gets them.

2

 Listen to me. Your name – your name is Mary Sandra Campbell, okay? You were born December 5, 1954, to Samuel and Deanna Campbell. Your father, he bounced around a lot for, uh, work, and you bounced right along with him, and you ended up in Lawrence, Kansas….. March 23, 1972, you walked out of a movie theater – “Slaughterhouse-Five.” You loved it, and you bumped into a big Marine and you knocked him flat on his ass. You were embarrassed, and he laughed it off, said you could make it up to him with a cup of coffee. So, you went to, uh, Mulroney’s and you talked and he was cute and he knew the words to every Zeppelin song, so when he asked you for your number, you gave it to him, even though you knew your dad would be pissed. That was the night that – that you met – John Winchester. August 19, 1975, you were married… in Reno. Your idea. A few years later, I came along, then Sammy. – Dean

12x01 “Keep Calm And Carry On -                                                             Winchester Family History 

I need a warrior and I refuse to settle for anything less. I need someone who will take my hand when the hurricane hits. Someone who will grab my hand and say take a deep breath and pull me off a cliff with them while we land in the ocean beneath us to avoid the troubles behind us. I need someone who is strong enough to allow me to take his hand and guide him when he is uncertain of what to next. Someone whose ego isn’t too big to run into my arms when the weight of the world is on their shoulders and allow me to keep them in my safe embrace till their fears subside. I need a warrior, someone who can handle the angel and the devil inside me. Someone who looks at me and know that I carry a hurricane within me and who is confident and capable enough to calm the wild thing hidden deep within me.
— 

~Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #245

09/04/2015

8:29 pm

Guess whos making the shirts this weekend

Me!!
But!!!! I’m going to need you guys to message me if you are SERIOUSLY considering buying one. If I get enough people that want them I can do costume shirts with your favorite quote or fandom reference. The shirts will be around $10-$20 each. The things that will be on the shirts right now are going to be..
“Keep Calm and Carry On Simon Snow”
“Chapter 61 support group”
“And Im hopelessly in love with him”
And “Alister crowley, Im living a charmed life”
And if I have enough time I’ll make a “fucking numpties” shirt.