Guys I had a hella weird klance dream.
It was super weird. Nothing makes sense.
It was like… the lion’s like… spirits existed? Like the blue lion was this beautiful woman who may have looked a bit like Wonder Woman. I dunno.
Anyway there was this like… legendary horse? And this old man says “oh yeah, if you can break Betsy you can keep her. But she’ll probably kill you.”. So of course Keith is like “imma ride that horse”.
He’s about to enter the paddock when the blue lion’s spirit just goes “I think the fuck not”. And says he’s not pure of heart or something??? Like what??? It’s a fucking horse, calm down blue.
So then Blue meets up with Lance and Pidge at the place they are staying. They’re just chilling in their shared bedroom, and Lance just mentions “hey it’d be kinda cool to break that horse”. And blue basically goes “yesssss Lance! I choose you! It’s your destiny”.
And so begins the worlds shittest magical girl transformation. Like Lance doesn’t spin…. these clothes don’t magically appear… blue just kind of shoves these clothes at him and goes “put these on.”. He changes into the skirt and sweater, when Keith walks in. He’s still kind of miffed that he hasn’t been chosen, but thinks seeing Lance in this outfit is alright.
Then I guess… Lance kisses him just for luck. BUT THEN THEY START FIERCELY MAKING OUT. Like toppling to the floor and just GOING FOR IT. And everyone around them is just like “so I guess this is happening.”.
Like I remember them even stopping at one point, all breathless and kissed out, and Keith says “weren’t we doing something important? Like didn’t we have something to do?”
And Lance pretty much just goes “I so don’t remember or care” and they just keep making out.
And that’s it! That’s all I remember. Will Lance ever break that horse? Is that skirt and sweater his battle armour now? I dunno!