schmeisto asked:

Answer whichever ones you're comfortable with but all of them.

OH how dare you. That was just mean *sighs* this is going to take forever

(except for the whole “whatever you’re comfortable with” thing, which completely ruins my reason to be fake annoyed  <3)

1.Kissed a girl?

2.Kissed a boy?
Uh huh

3.Had sex in public?
Define public…

4.What’s your religion?
Eh, not really fussed

5.What does your URL mean?
Um…nothing really? Tomfoolery is fun, just stating a fact really

6.Reason you joined tumblr?
My friend in Biology had tumblr and introduced me to it, I didn’t really get it until I started watching RWBY, then I really loved it. And look at me now! Such a pro

7.Do you have any nicknames?
Keelz, and a number of other ridiculous nicknames like K-dawg that my friends call me when we’re trying to be cool….

8.Do you like bubble baths?
I guess, I always have to have a shower afterwards though

9.Kissed in the rain?
Nope, unfortunately 

10.Dyed your hair?
Yeah, red. It was awesome

11.Soup or salad?
Salad, definitely

12.Vegetable or meat?

13.Go out drinking?
When, now? Fuck yeah I’m game. (yes, the answer is yes)

14.Smoke cigarettes?
No, tried once but they make me sick. I don’t like them either. (But I don’t really mind if other people smoke, as long as it’s not in my face)

15.Smoke weed?

16.Do any hard drugs?

17.Have you had sex today?

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
I literally sleep on people any chance I get

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
Close friends :D 

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yep. Tumblr people do a lot, and my family sometimes, when we’re feeling all emotional 

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

22.Tried to commit suicide?

23.The last time you felt broken?
Don’t remember really

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
A lot when I was younger, but now I stand up for myself more and how I feel

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
No, unfortunately. Applications are now open

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
Smile. Definitely smile. Or eyes.

28.Do you sing in the shower?
Of course, and in the car, and in the kitchen, and in bed, the list goes on and on

29.Do you dance in the car?
Sure do, it can get embarrassing when people see me

30.Where were you yesterday?
Exactly where I am today, my home town

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
No!! I want to though, need to train for the zombie apocalypse

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Oh man. Like year 3 or something?

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Sometimes, but I love it

34.Is Christmas stressful?
It can be, but it’s worth all the stress to be with my stupidly huge family

35.Favourite type of fruit pie?
Chocolate cake

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time

39.Take a vitamin daily?

40.Wear slippers?
Fuck no

41.Wear a bath robe?
Nah, I’m too tough

42.What do you wear to bed?
Depends what the temperature is. Usually a shirt and shorts

43.Do you want to get married?

Relationship preference: 

46.How can I win your heart?
Asking me out is a good way to start. Being kind and being able to lovingly banter with me. Being able to lay in bed all day watching netflix, but then want to go out drinking and socialising another night

47.what makes a great relationship?
Comfort. Feeling like you can be yourself and not be ashamed or insecure about anything when you’re with another person. Also humour. 

48.Shy OR open?
Don’t really mind. I’m both so whatever

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
Caring. Of course I would want the person I’m dating to care about me?

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?
Don’t care

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
Again, whatever. I love meaningful tattoos though. 

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Mix of both, sort of like me. 

Okay schmeisto, now it’s your turn. 
(Same rules though, whatever you’re comfortable with obviously)


When your girlfriend lets you draw a beard on her #Keelz #MJ #Returns #Girlfriend #Thriller

love, keelz

Happy birthday Steph Indian food you’re fucking twenny wan. I’m glad we got over our stupid problems and that we’re friends, I hope you have a great ass birthday boo thang you deserve it. I hope U get super baked I’ll smoke a bday blunt for you you already know b I gotchu  love you ty