i have a lot of memories of being a small child and trying to play pc games with my brother and consistently, utterly failing to perform basic tasks. we never got a single sim to move into our simcity. we played virtual safari and were in AWE when we finally figured out how to leave the fucking house. we played that 101 dalmations game and when we managed to get to the minecarts it was another holy shit moment. i didn’t even know simant had goals. i just build an ant palace for my chosen ant, and then built elaborate insect zoos and coliseums where lesser ants could fight to the death. i think the only game i managed to play successfully was clue, and that’s because it was literally just the board game. that, and that game where you were on a keebler elf mountain doing math. that doesn’t count though. anyway one of these days i will hunt those games down just to beat them and get a better sense of the basic level of incompetence i suffered as a third grader.
at saishuu there is a pool. kiibo goes to the pool and says how he wants to swim with his friends, but he cannot because he would sink. you then go to the storage room. there is an intertube. he thinks he might be able to float in the intertube and swim with his friends. what a happy bot
A few years back I watched a TV show that showed the making of the world’s largest DQ blizzard. After that I got hungry so I went in the kitchen grabbed a mug and made my own “Blizzard”. Then last year we had to do a how to speech in speech class so I made that and let everyone taste it. One kid yelled “I’m gonna marry you for this ice-cream!” So I thought I’d let the people of the internet try it.
Things you need.
1 ice-cream sandwich
2 a little bit if milk about 1/3
3 two Keebler fudge stripes milk chocolate
4 chocolate syrup
5 a coffee mug
6 a fork or spoon
1 take the ice cream sandwich and tear it in half and put in the mug
2 put the milk in the mug
3 add the chocolate syrup
Take the cookies in your hand and crumble them into the mug
4 take the spoon or fork to mash it all up.