keds style

Y’all I am so upset about the Dirty Dancing remake that I can’t even see straight. 

Do you know what dirty dancing means to nerdy jewish girls? Oh my GOD it is our EVERYTHING. Like, it is honestly a top five most meaningful movie IN MY LIFE. I can sing every word to the Kellerman’s theme song. Baby in her cutoffs and tank top and keds is a pivotal style moment to me. When Patrick Swayze died, I cried the entire day and had a first date that night and knew we weren’t meant to be when he didn’t understand why I was upset (also our date was at Uncommon Ground, a RESTAURANT, at 7pm, and he didn’t want to eat dinner. it was clearly not beshert,  A WORD BABY WOULD KNOW BC SHE IS MOT.)

It is a perfect movie for a perfect generation and THIS NEW ONE IS AWFUL AND WHY DO WE NEED IT

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY 

I hate it

Will I watch? OF COURSE.

And I WILL STILL HATE IT.