Imagine:Having To Say Goodbye To Keaton While He Leaves To Go On Tour
Keaton: Well, My brother is signaling me to hurry up. I guess this is goodbye.
You: Hey, I know this sucks, but we’ll see each other soon.
Keaton: Not soon enough. *laying his head on your shoulder*
You: *trying to lift his head up* Oh, Keat. It’s hard for me to say goodbye even though I’ll see you in a couple of weeks. Can you just do this? For me?
Keaton: Well, I guess I can do it for you.
You: Great! Now I want you to-
Wes: Keaton! Leggo!
You: Aw! Bye baby!
Keaton: Bye (Your Name).
*after you leave the airport*
Wes: *sighs* Hey, dude. Look, It’s not forever. I promise you’ll see her soon. You’re taking this harder than it needs to be. Just think about it. When she comes back, You two can have all the sex you want.
Wes: Okay? Now, Give me a hug so we can get outta here.
Drew: Are you two clump nuggets done? Our flight leaves in one minute!