I’ve been locked in a dungeon and a jewellery box. I’ve been engaged to my eleven year old cousin. I spent the better part of two years in the same outfit. I am getting my happy ending!


Um, listen boys. I’ve had a rather emotional day so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I’m sure it’s well founded, I’d appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace until I’ve finished this lovely pint of Guinness.


The Hobbit in GifsFíli and that giant cup