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Un-Friendly Reminder - Part 5

Even though Mare never meant to be a newblood, Gisa still feels unfairly outshined. She’s been working hard her whole life trying to create a better future for herself, and suddenly, she stopped getting the recognition she deserved because her sister became a princess with abilities.

  • Mare: I don't like children.
  • Cal: They like you.
  • Mare, rolling her eyes: They do, but that's just because...
  • Cal: You are the same size.
  • Mare: Shut up!
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king’s cage aesthetics │evangeline x elane

My lovely, invisible shadow.Her reports came later, under the cover of the night. They were very thorough. I feel them still, whispered against my skin with only the moon to listen. Elane Haven is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in any capacity, but she looks best in moonlight.

👏Cal👏vs👏Maven👏Rap👏Battle👏

**FAIR WARNING**

Host: Give it up, or Maven-iac and Cal CALOOOOOORE!

Cal: You’re a bitch!

You’re a liar!

You should admit that you can’t even hold ya fire!

You’re alone,

So I’ll be crude,

I bet you know that I was first that Mare screwed!

Maven: Well maybe somethings you say are quite true,

But–to be frank–I am a better liar than you!

Now Mare’s crying cuz you left her alone,

Good luck with the crown now that you’re on your own!

Daddy can’t help you, are you so scared?

Without him behind you, you are impaired! *crosses arms*

Cal: What?

You think I’m not independent?

Yo mama was devastated cuz you were her descendant!

But I bet you’re happy now that they’re dead,

Your mind is free, so why are you filling with dread?

Everyone hates you!

The courts took you down!

I bet they wanted someone handsome for the crown! *gestures to himself*

Maven: Look at yo’self!

You think you should be so proud?

Puh-lease.

You’re even getting his receding hair-line!

Audience: OHHHHHHHHHH!

Cal: Either way,

Mare liked it,

Cuz–guess what–I was the first she showed her cli…

Censoring: BEEEEEP!

Cal: I have the looks,

I hold the cards,

You thought she’d fall for you while she was held by prison-guards?!

Cuz you’re sad!

And you’re whiny!

Just cuz yo mama sometimes slapped you on your hiny!

Word. *drops mic*

[crowd goes wild]

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RED QUEEN AESTHETICS: Captain General Diana Farley

“You believe you are the masters of the world, but your reign as kings and gods is at an end. Until you recognise us as human, as equal, the fight will be at your door. Not on a battlefield but in your cities. In your streets. In your homes. You don’t see, and so we are everywhere. And we will rise up, Red as the Dawn.“