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Bojack Horseman’s one fuck a season rule

“You know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me. Sure. But you? I don’t care about the job! I did fine. I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. Now, get the fuck out of my house.”
- Herb Kazzaz, Season 1 Episode 8

“Don’t. Don’t you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
- Charlotte Moore, Season 2 Episode 11

“You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay! You need to be better! You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you during your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you. All right? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
- Todd Chavez, Season 3 Episode 10

Fuck you, mom. Look at you, you old piece of shit, rotting in a nursing home! Now I have the power!” 
- Bojack Horseman, Season 4 Episode 5

Bojack Horseman’s one ‘fuck’ a season rule

“You know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me. Sure. But you? I don’t care about the job! I did fine. I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. Now, get the fuck out of my house.”
- Herb Kazzaz, Season 1 Episode 8

“Don’t. Don’t you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
- Charlotte Moore, Season 2 Episode 11 

“You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay! You need to be better! You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you during your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you. All right? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
- Todd Chavez, Season 3 Episode 10

Bojack Horseman MBTI

Bojack Horseman - ENTP (Si grip) 


Princess Carolyn - ENTJ

Mr. Peanutbutter - ESFJ

Todd Chavez - INFP

Diane Nguyen - INFJ

Sarah Lynn: ESTP

Tom Jumbo-Grumbo: ESTJ

Pinky Penguin: ISTJ

Wanda Pierce - ENFJ

Charlotte Moore: ENFJ

Penny Carson: ESFP

Meow Meow Fuzzyface: ESTP

Vincent Adultman: ESFP

Lenny Turteltaub: ISTP

Vanessa Gekko: ENTJ

Ana Spanakopita: INTJ

Judah: ISTJ

Pinky Penguin: ISTJ

Kelsey Jannings: INTJ

Herb Kazzaz: ENFP

Rutabaga Rabbitowitz: ESFJ

Sextina Aquafina: ESTP

( Note: Does anyone here like Bojack Horseman (´ ∀ ` *) ? If so I’d be very happy to discuss the types of these complex characters. I’m not 100% on a lot of them, but these are just my general ideas (^-^ ).)

the signs as ‘bojack horseman’ characters

aries: herb kazzaz  
taurus: bojack horseman
gemini: sextina aquafina
cancer: charlotte moore 
leo: todd chavez
virgo: kelsey jannings
libra: mr. peanutbutter
scorpio: sarah lynn
sagittarius: character actress margo martindale 
capricorn: princess carolyn
aquarius: diane ngyuen
pisces: wanda pierce 

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Interesting that Mr. Peanutbutter is told that he’s got “it”. 

Bojack horseman has been supported by Ana Spanakopita and Princess Carolyn and Herb Kazzaz but their words of support kind of danced around him having “it”. Ana said the Oscar isn’t about deserving it, but being special. 

I’m not sure if anyone’s specifically told Bojack that he doesn’t have “it” but this reminds me of when I believe it was Jurj Clooners who said that Bojack Horseman will never be one of “those names”.

So apparently on Bojack Horseman they are limited to one “fuck” per season. These are the three times the f-bomb has been used so far:

Herb Kazzaz, 1x08: “…what I needed then was a friend! And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. Now get the fuck out of my house!”

Charlotte Moore, 2x11: "If you contact me or my family ever again, I will fucking kill you.“

Todd Chavez, 3x10: “It’s you. Alright? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”

All three f-bombs are used by people Bojack cares about and has screwed over in one way or another, to tell Bojack to basically go fuck himself.