kaylasalmon

after a prank war gets started up between gryffindor house and slytherin house, some of the muggleborn slytherins have their mum owl them their slenderman morphsuit and they sit outside in the setting sun staring up at the gryffindor tower every night for a month and it terrifies all the gryffindors so badly that prank war ends for the year.

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damn-thats-one-sexy-turtle asked:

You dare challenge me to send you an awkward ask? Well here it is baby and I don't think it gets any more awkward: Who would you rather fuck: Me, Lupe, or Holo?

Well, if I fucked Lupa she could go to jail for statutory rape, and Halo only has 3 days left, so I’ll fuck her while I still got time. You got a beau, so I figure you don’t want to be cheatin.

Cedric appeared as a ghost several years after Hogwarts is rebuilt and like the true Hufflepuff he is, spends his time helping students with their homework and keeping an eye out for teachers and prefects while pranksters set up their stuff. Sometimes he’ll even talk about the Triwizard Tournament, if you catch him in a thoughtful mood.

Okay Harry Potter fandom, I got a doozy for you.

So for various reasons I decided to put together the Black family tree in this free family tree maker called FamilyEcho (I use it for all my roleplays and writings, but whatever), anyways, and I took the original cannon Black family tree and did some very basic editting to include certain people we know would be on the tree based on the dates of their predessors and whatever. 

But based on this

Arthur Weasley is actually first cousins with Barty Crouch Sr and Neville’s grandfather? Now it is possible that the Longbottom one could in fact be a cousin of Nevilles grandfather, or even a brother, but that still puts them in pretty damn close proximity, but I know for a fact that Barty Crouch Sr is Arthur’s first cousin because it was stated that the deaths of Barty Crouch Jr and Sr ended the Crouch line, so we know that the Black’s married some Crouches. 

But wait, there’s more!

We all knew that the Potters were related to the Blacks, but all these pureblood wizards and witches like to act like there’s some distance between these relations? There really fucking isn’t any? LIKE DID YOU KNOW THAT JAMES POTTER WAS FIRST FUCKING COUSINS WITH SIRIUS & REGULUS’S MOM AND BELLATRIX, NARCISSA AND ANDY’S MOM? 

THAT’S RIGHT, “LET’S JUST LET OUR SON’S BEST FRIEND COME LIVE WITH US BECAUSE WE’RE NICE.” NO HE’S YOUR FUCKING NEPHEW. FUCKING POTTERS.

TLDR; BUT CAN WE JUST HAVE A DISCUSSION ON THE FACT THAT BARTY CROUCH SR AND ARTHUR WEASLEY ARE FIRST COUSINS. AND HARRY SHARES THE SAME GREAT-GRANDFATHER AS SIRIUS, REGULUS, BELLATRIX, ANDY, AND NARCISSA.

Meeting Times For Final Project

Alright guys, I have a really busy schedule, soI made a When Is Good so we can find out when we can work together on this. If My times conflict too much with everyone else’s as a whole, I can take my times off and let you guys figure it out and I’ll take stuff home to work on on my own. Either way, we’ll have it all figured out by next Tuesday. 

Here is the link to When Is Good

kaylasalmon asked:

OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOUR DRAWINGS AND THAT YOU ONCE DID AN ASK THING WITH A ONCLER BLOG AND I SHIPPED YOU TWO SO HARD.

UWAAAH I WILL TOTALLY ADMIT THAT WAS ALMOST A POTENTIAL (CRACK) SHIP WITH US FOR A WHILE

Stealing Time

Maybe you didn’t murder them.

But you stole from them. You stole a son from a mother, a daughter from a father, a brother from a sister. You stole a husband from a wife and a child’s parent. You stole from a family and left  hole that will never be filed or replaced. 

You stole their children’s safety. Their support. You stole their laughter and their joy. You stole every dollar that they would have made. You stole their confidence to survive. You stole their advice and their time. You stole a soul and left a hollow. 

You stole innocence, words from their mouths, love from their hearts. You stole their trust in the community. You stole pride and bravery. You stole the ability to walk home without fear from a city, a country. You stole a member of the community. You stole the next President, you took from us that workings of a genius, the speech of a philosopher, the the cure for cancer. You stole a Nobel Peace Prize.

You stole family game night and now in its place lay a mother weeping as she stares at the bills piling up and the foreclosure sign in the front yard, as her children’s stomachs growl as they lay in bed. 

You stole the air from their lungs as they lay six feet under. the soil and dirt and cement. You stole their memories they were going to make, the love they would have spread, the tenderness they would have wrought. You stole a friend, a teacher, a leader, a boss. You stole from them with no regard for what you might take. You stole without remorse or tears or any sort of sympathy for the pain you have inflicted. 

okay so i just had a thought. Heads of Houses pick their prefects and we know that McGonagall was going to choose Harry but Dumbledore claims that he feels like Harry has too much on his plate. So that means McGonagall had the option between Seamus, Dean, Neville and Ron for prefect. I get why she didn’t pick Neville because he did get bullied quite a bit and he isn’t strict or stern enough was perhaps her reasoning. But what about Seamus and Dean? I mean Seamus had the propensity to blow shit up but Ron was off fucking shit up all the time with Harry. 

I mean all that stuff wasn’t horribly bad, per say, but to pass it off to Ron implies that Dean and Seamus got into some hella shit of their own, or else Dean at the very least would have been a far more suitable candidate for prefect in their year? Right? Can you imagine, Fred and George needed a pair to pass off their pranking ways too and it was Dean and Seamus. /headcanon