kayla for blacklist

so I texted my parents asking for tips on opening a champagne bottle, to which my mom replied:

“point the bottle away from people”

which seems like the best advice I could’ve received tbh


so 2015 was kind of a mixed bag but, on the plus side, it was the year that yielded some excellent pictures of my cat

you know, at this point, I could almost just leave my icon alone until december when it becomes relevant again

oh man i’m making dinner and it includes both quinoa and kale

who have i become

i am always unreasonably proud of myself when i finish a load of laundry and still have all my socks