Dear Jennifer Lawrence,

Please never come back to Hawaii. Ever. You think it’s funny, but what if we took your family’s ashes, tomb stones, coffins, or something near and dear to you and desecrated it. Like you, I would laugh in your face and say “well, it was just there so I did it.”

So please, don’t ever show your face in Hawaii. We have lost all respect for you.

Sincerely,
A girl who dearly loves and misses home (aka Hawaii)