OKAY, I NEED TO KNOW THE D1CK-RYDER69 STORY. WHERE DID HE COME FROM. WHY DID HE COME FROM. WHAT.
pffFT okay well what happened was i was hunting for a shiny dratini in my pokemon y game using the chain fishing method and after a while i ended up catching a shiny basculin. i asked people on tumblr what i should name him but no one responded in time so i just called it “bass kickin” . i then got a message saying that i should call it “xXD1CK_RYDERx69″ but unfortunatley i already called it something. so i promised that if i caught another shiny basculin i would name it that
and wouldnt you know it i got another basculin and his name is D1CK-RYDER69 (since the whole name couldn’t fit) and he is my prized possession
not the most exciting shiny story that i have but its sitll good