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I’ve given up hope, but in my head I dream about Dorne all the fucking time and this is what I see:

  • Dorne with water gardens and bustling marketplaces and blood-orange groves.
  •  Elia Martell, (Deepika Padukone) sitting beneath a fragrant lemon tree and sharing secret smiles with a noticeably relaxed and happy Arthur Dayne (Santiago Cabrera) and being more than something to pity and remember with manly angst.
  • Rhaenys (Sara Arjun) cuddling Balerion the Black Fluffy Dread, while Ashara (Merve Boluğur)brushes out her hair, safe and happy in a place where nobody will refuse to adore her because she “smells Dornish”.
  • Little Nymeria Sand trying to babysit Aegon.
  • Oberyn (Oh Pedro my Pedro) teaching baby Arianne (Harshaali Malhotra) how to swim in the water gardens
  • Arianne Martell (Katrina Kaif) now grown up and amazingly beautiful, becomes Princess of Dorne in a ceremony attended by ALL HER FAMILY, ALIVE. Oh, and she also has a relationship with Arys Oakheart (Tom Felton?) anyway, because let’s be real, they were one of the hottest, most sexually charged relationships that D&D chose to omit for cringey sex scenes involving a character who was supposed to have been 8 of age in the canon.
  • Unidentified Princess of Dorne has a name and that name is BAMF. 
  • Ellaria Sand (oh Indira Varma, thou were wasted on the show)being a peace-loving, sensible woman and she and Oberyn are a power couple. THE power couple. She doesn’t actually, believe it or not, like killing little girls.
  • The Sand-Snakes are the *eight!eight!* awesome sheroes of the book, and have so much more to offer than useless boob shots and atrocious dialogues. Also, they all look significantly different.
  • Dorne being an amazing, varied, pluralistic kingdom legions ahead in mindset and coolnes than the rest of Westeros no matter what D&D sell me.
The signs during exam season

WHEN YOUR ANXIETY TRIES TO FREAK YOU OUT- GEMINI, LIBRA

WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE THE EXAM PAPER- SAGITTARIUS, PISCES

WHEN THEY PUT TOPICS IN THE PAPER THAT YOU WERE NEVER TAUGHT- ARIES, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN

WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO DISCUSS THE EXAM ANSWERS WITH YOU, PUT YOU DONT WANNA HEAR IT- LEO, CANCER

HOW YOU REACT WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU HOW YOU THINK IT WENT- AQUARIUS,  TAURUS

WHAT YOU WANNA DO ON RESULTS DAY- VIRGO

WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO, BECAUSE YOU DID AMAZING- EVERYONE