once upon a time there was a 10 year old boy. He was a very very bad boy, and always drank his teachers saliva. So one day, to make up for drinking all of his teachers saliva, he brought the teacher some crabs. The teacher took them home to her family to eat. She was a single mom because she got knocked up by a ghost. So after eating her crabs and feeding her baby some crabs, she immediately fell into a deep coma. The crab laid larvae in her small intestine and the larvae was rapidly hatching.