liliguriel asked:

Peeta

1: sexuality headcanon

Sex with Katniss anywhere in the bakery. If only the people of District 12 knew what was happening next to the rising bread loaves.

2: otp

KATNISS

3: brotp

In Modern AU, I actually think that he gets along with Johanna pretty well.

4: notp

Gale–because if he was fighting with Katniss, Gale would suck up and take her side, of course. 

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Modern AU-Peeta writes fanfiction…but he won’t say what kind. 

6: favorite line from this character

“The problem is, I can’t tell what’s real anymore, and what’s made up.” (This actually really hits me in a personal way)

7: one way in which I relate to this character

An uncanny ability to not think about myself and put the ones I love ahead of me even if it hurts.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Nothing can embarass me about my baby.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll

My brother just watched the Hunger Games movies for the first time. The following are his exact words…

First time Peeta and Katniss kiss: “Aw, cute.”

First time Gale and Katniss kiss: “Um, who the fuck are you?”

Gale and Katniss kiss again: “Excuse me, leave.”

Peeta gets shocked by the force field: “Naw bitch, naw, you’re fine. Get up and hold Katniss.”

Peeta gives Katniss the pearl: “Mmhmm, that’s how you treat a girl. What’s that Gary guy gonna give you? A lump of coal?”

Plutarch tells Katniss they left Peeta behind: “No! NO! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!”

Katniss kisses Gale in her kitchen: “Katniss, you are fine and wonderful woman, you should really respect yourself more.”

Gale whines about Katniss only kissing him when he’s in pain: “BITCH TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET! SHE’S NOT GONNA PICK YOU IN THE END!”

Peeta is shown beat up on the screen: “You need to be okay. Katniss needs you to be okay. *whispers* I need you to be okay.”

Peeta attacks Katniss: “FUCK YOU LIONSGATE! FUCK YOU BITCH WHO WROTE THESE BOOKS! FUCK YOU CARRIE FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS! AND FUCK MY HEART FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY!”

Katniss cries watching Peeta struggle: *sobbing* “Part two doesn’t come out until November? But I need them to be together.”

My brother is 22, a very masculine man and possibly the biggest Everlark Shipper ever.

Bonus: “I’m sorry lady who wrote the books. You’re not a bitch… But I still hate you.”

Does no one realize the parallel between catching fire when Katinss says to Peeta “I’ll see you at midnight” and they were suppose to meet at the Lightning tree and in the hanging tree the words are “if we met at midnight in the hanging tree” and the lighting tree almost killed three. The parallels THE PARALLELS

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