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Man one: I don’t need a plate you can serve my steak right on that.
Janie: And how would you like that cooked?
Man one: Pink.
Man two: Hey waitress, there’s no prices on my menu.
Janie: Everything is a buck and a half.
Man one: Everything?
Janie: If it’s on the menu it’s a buck and a half. If it’s not on the menu, it’s not for sale.
Man two: They’re not hookers?
Janie: And I’m not a waitress either. I’m Bunny Janie.